The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[Kugelfisch]

What if straight dicks are the anomaly ?

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.

[Guester]

If you want to straighten your dick just ask a bro to help you. Put in his anus and then have him squeeze his kegels, the resulting force will put it back into shape, and if it doesn’t then you can always try again

[rabidtictac]

As long as your crooked dick doesn't touch the balls.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.

I am very proud of my zigzag dick / literal thundercock, thank you very much.

[GitGud]

I call mine "the G-Spot tickler" or "the Barbed Wonder"

[Guest]

Three years lads

[Some Sick Fuck]

And some worthless cocksuckers still worship the manchild. I've got reminded of it thanks to plebbit too. Trash. They are the reason video games are in such shit state, because people have no standards and just accept anything - if this cancer ridden, insecure moron could become a gamer icon, anything is possible really.

[Guest]

I literally would not have remembered about Total Ass Cancer were it not for guestfag necrobumping the thread and you posting in it

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Has anyone made a portrait of him, similar in style to the iconic George Floyd one?

Three years lads

Never 3get.

[Ghost of Biscuit]

I literally would not have remembered about Total Ass Cancer were it not for guestfag necrobumping the thread and you posting in it

I'm not a guest, I'm the tortured spirit of Totalbiscuit forced to wander this forum and spend a day for every time I critiqued an options menu.