Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Bob Turnacoff]

Don't say yo again, and yes please do

[Le Redditeur]

That thing coming from a hot shower is not smoke, but water vapor, you stupid, vapid, idiotic cunt!

[Guest]

Don't say yo again, and yes please do

I feel like we're going to need photographic evidence of her in the shower in order to figure this one out.

[Khan FurSainty]

That thing coming from a hot shower is not smoke, but water vapor, you stupid, vapid, idiotic cunt!

I like to think that she heard the smoke detector and ran out of the shower to tweet about it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That thing coming from a hot shower is not smoke, but water vapor, you stupid, vapid, idiotic cunt!

Don't shout it like that, or the sudden revelation will blow her mind.

(Also why would you even need a smoke detector in your bathroom?)

[Kugelfisch]

What, that tiled room with multiple sources of water? I bet her's is filled with stupid tat from some nerdshit she doesn't have a clue about but likes to attach herself to for a lack of personality.

[Guest]

There's so much steam because she spends 30 minutes in there flicking off thinking about Tyrone and Jamal plundering her while her gay Filipino husband watches and cries.

[Keith Chegwin]

I thought her husband was a Mexican Milhouse

[pibbs]

I love how this totally confused her little pea brain. Yes, why wouldn't you want to rub up against smelly autists for four hours?

[ChangeTheChunnel]

Enjoy downtown? Visit a museum? Catch a flick? Go to the beach? Get some lunch and coffee? People watch at the park? Visit the library and scan a few books on local history? Check out the small shops and buy a souvenir?...