The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[Liar Revealed]

Circumcision maybe?

[Le Redditeur]

Could be that the guy's dick was too curved/bent, and he did the corrective surgery for that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I like to imagine it's to give you a corkscrew penis like a duck.

[mad bum]

I like to imagine it's to give you a corkscrew penis like a duck.

Well he's a rapist so that only makes sense.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Circumcision maybe?

Muh crowdfunded circumsision Please, no, I would love it to be true, but I really don't think so, surely that's not that expensive.

I like to imagine it's to give you a corkscrew penis like a duck.

You have it backwards, he was getting rid of it, because it wasn't popular with little girls for some reason.

Now I don't know about you guys but I've always assumed that the way the penis is attached is that way for a damn good reason.
Also sounds like a procedure that would rather damage something than do you any good. Sounds like something only a very desperate person would do.

I'm not really buying the enlargement either. Surely it must be quite risky for those reasons (I guess you can stretch certain things in a body, but it's always at a cost, whenever it's a penis, breast, or anything else), what if the penis stops working all together because of the damaged nerves? Then you are left with slightly longer limp dick forever.

[Kugelfisch]

So I've actually taken a look and there's apparently some silicone implant surgery called Penuma.
https://www.healthline.com/health/mens- ... rgery-cost
https://www.drelist.com/penile-procedur ... a-implant/
I guess it's possible that he thought 15k for that was a great idea.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Does this come in inflatable versions like some breast implants ?

[Kugelfisch]

Does this come in inflatable versions like some breast implants ?

Doesn't seem to be the case.

[GitGud]

Damn if you got a curved dick correct it like a real men. Get an erection, check the curve, place dick on anvil...forge it till its straight. Fucken nigger pussys.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What if straight dicks are the anomaly ?