Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Half the replies (including Razorfisting) are all diagnosing it as a thyroid issue now, and telling him to breathe deeply.
The other half are chuckling at his misery. So that's progress I guess.


That Pain in Spain guy movie's trivia page reads like a checklist of embarrassing amateurism:

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The premise of the film began with a can of beef ravioli, chef boyarde. The original Bill stole it from the director's apartment, convincing him that Bill had not changed, and he would never change.

Auditions for the film were held at a Comfort inn & Suites hotel meeting room, where the director used to work.

Old Tyler was developed during the filming of the first Roommates film. Part of his inspiration was Ducktales and Tyler was eventually going to be eccentric. Over the years his character was influenced by the movie Bad Santa and in result made Tyler into a grumpier, foul-mouthed old man. There is also Breaking Bad in him as his whole hat, trench coat, and cane warps Tyler into his own Heissenberg which is why Tyler is never afraid of Bill when he puts on his outfit.

A lot of the mean-spirited dialog between the characters is based off of real life conversations between directors Mike Fields & Bryan Gibbs. They would play intense games of Bad News Baseball and talk a lot of trash.

A 13 year old would've deleted all evidence of that page within the first year of high school.

Dude abandoned his online journal 12 years ago but didn't bother to delete. Circa 2005 he was worried his computer degree was worthless and he'd never amount to anything. He really showed us.

And someone tweet razorfag and find out why he's riding Forky's jock so hard.

[Heath Cliff]

I think after a while Miles well get so fed up with Spoony mooching off of him he'll start leaving loaded guns around the house hoping that one day while he's at work Spoony takes a hint and uses one on himself.

[Guest]

I think after a while Miles well get so fed up with Spoony mooching off of him he'll start leaving loaded guns around the house hoping that one day while he's at work Spoony takes a hint and uses one on himself.

Then he'll wonder how Spoony could've possibly killed the wife and kids before getting suicided by cops.

[Kugelfisch]

And someone tweet razorfag and find out why he's riding Forky's jock so hard.

That's just him being a contrarian for no good reason. When Spoony was at his highest success he hated him and now that he's at his current lowest point he's his biggest fan.

Then he'll wonder how Spoony could've possibly killed the wife and kids before getting suicided by cops.

What wife and kids?

[rabidtictac]

Razor thinks he's a fucking genius and he's always right. He loves giving extremely bad takes based on a misinformed opinion or weird bullshit he dreamed up. Like arguing that The Witcher was copyright infringement off some other shitty fantasy novel series because they both have white-haired protagonists (the content of the stories are quite different from each other) or that some garbage video game is secretly fucking amazing.

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I've read both the Elric stories and the Witcher stuff and they couldn't be more different apart from the superficially-similar main characters. Witcher is a collection of classic fairy tales with a darkly comedic twist. Elric shit is a fantasy post-apocalyptic story about the last in a line of assholes crying over the ruins of his once-great civilization. Razorfist is a faggot. We may as well argue that every golden age science fiction story infringes copyright, because so many of them use the same "scientist-hero" character archetype and feature similar conflicts.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Because when I think "Witcher", I think "Inbred albino summoner who carries a talking Soul Reaver and wrecks pretty much every civilization he comes across".

[Le Redditeur]

As someone seriously contemplating suicide, I wonder why Spoony hasn't gone through with it?

Livestream it and say 'DHI was right again' before you pull the trigger.

Better yet: take some of your country's politicians with you in a blaze of glory. People will cherish your memory for doing the right thing.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Razor thinks he's a fucking genius and he's always right. He loves giving extremely bad takes based on a misinformed opinion or weird bullshit he dreamed up.

Like certain someone?

arguing that The Witcher was copyright infringement off some other shitty fantasy novel series because they both have white-haired protagonists (the kahntent of the stories are quite different from each other) or that some garbage video game is secretly fucking amazing.

I've heard about this long time ago. Raisinfaggot probably saw it on Resetera or some other garbage site and felt like it's obscure enough and yet "shocking" enough to make him look like the shmarthest gui in da room. Apparently the main hero of those stories is visually strangely similar to Geralt's first appearances in short stories, but other than that, there isn't much to it. People who make a big deal out of this are faggots.

Then again, when wasn't Raisinfister making a big deal out of something trivial? I've always despised the guy for being a turboedgelord who couldn't say anything without screeching like a bitch. He truly resembles Spoony in many ways, he's just stable enough to not become a Raisinbum. And way more boring and honestly annoying for me to care.

[casual pleb]

Back to posting old comics and also being racist for whatever reason.

Is that supposed to be a joke?

I also love, how none of his self proclaimed titles apply anymore, if they ever applied in the first place:

Actor / Writer / Filmmaker / Blogger / Comedian / Critic / Gamer / Mad Scientist

Actor - no, turning on a camera and talking and putting on a drag once in a while doesn't make you an actor Spoony.
Writer - no, writing few shitty reviews for a paper no one ever red doesn't make you a writer.
Filmmaker - lol.
Blogger - posting links to your tube/blip videos on a site doesn't make you a blogger.
Comedian - Spoony was never really funny though, his life journey itself as a massive failure story is pretty entertaining to look at, like looking at a train wreck, but I never though of him as a "comedian," he's just a guy, who used to bitch into the camera.
Critic - bitching about stuff out of your ass doesn't really qualify as being a critic.
Gamer - he hates everything that he plays, he sucks at most if not all games too.
Mad Scientist - I'll give him that one, just remove the scientist part that is.

[Cuckara]

Razor thinks he's a fucking genius and he's always right. He loves giving extremely bad takes based on a misinformed opinion or weird bullshit he dreamed up. Like arguing that The Witcher was copyright infringement off some other shitty fantasy novel series because they both have white-haired protagonists (the kahntent of the stories are quite different from each other) or that some garbage video game is secretly fucking amazing.

This. Razorfist is a lot like Blob; both think they're highly sophisticated intellectuals for saying heinously stupid contrarian bullshit. Hell, both defend the prequels; Blob insists that they're alright films that get shit on because they're unjustly held up to the originals, and Razor thinks they're brilliant works of art that are widely hated only because of Mr. Plinkett's reviews.

Here's one of Razorfist's many stupendously retarded hot takes:

Does he not know that auteurism long predates Kubrick? Also, two of the three people he mentioned (Abrams and Tarantino) aren't overtly influenced by Kubrick. Abrams rips off Spielberg and Tarantino rips off schlock. Also, has anyone ever seriously called Abrams an auteur?