Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[The Company Dumb Enough to Lend To Noah Antwiler]

Hello Mr.Antwiler this is your mortgage company the one that sent you that foreclosure notice. We noticed that you have spent much time tweeting this past few weeks so we're sending you this friendly reminder in tweet form that we will be evicting you out of that house in 60 days. Please make sure all your belongings including your chess set are removed from the property by then. If not we will consider these items as forfeited assets to the bank.

[Guest]

Kasparov retweeted the faggot. Now he'll be thinking he is important and relevant, for at least a few days.

[Guest]

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Would fug Cleo

I thought I was the only one.

[Le Redditeur]

Kasparov retweeted the faggot. Now he'll be thinking he is important and relevant, for at least a few days.

KARPOV WAS GOING TO BEAT YOU 6-1 FAGGOT! Seriously, fuck Kasparov.

[Guest]

Hahahah, at least we know spoony read the truth before blocking

[Guest]

I wonder if he'll try to "Block" the mortgage company when they show up to take the house.

[Guest]

I wonder if he'll try to "Block" the mortgage company when they show up to take the house.

He won't be aware of them. He'll be blackout drunk in the basement.

[Tony Schiavone]

Half the replies (including Razorfisting) are all diagnosing it as a thyroid issue now, and telling him to breathe deeply.
The other half are chuckling at his misery. So that's progress I guess.


That Pain in Spain guy movie's trivia page reads like a checklist of embarrassing amateurism:

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The premise of the film began with a can of beef ravioli, chef boyarde. The original Bill stole it from the director's apartment, convincing him that Bill had not changed, and he would never change.

Auditions for the film were held at a Comfort inn & Suites hotel meeting room, where the director used to work.

Old Tyler was developed during the filming of the first Roommates film. Part of his inspiration was Ducktales and Tyler was eventually going to be eccentric. Over the years his character was influenced by the movie Bad Santa and in result made Tyler into a grumpier, foul-mouthed old man. There is also Breaking Bad in him as his whole hat, trench coat, and cane warps Tyler into his own Heissenberg which is why Tyler is never afraid of Bill when he puts on his outfit.

A lot of the mean-spirited dialog between the characters is based off of real life conversations between directors Mike Fields & Bryan Gibbs. They would play intense games of Bad News Baseball and talk a lot of trash.

A 13 year old would've deleted all evidence of that page within the first year of high school.

[Guest]

As someone seriously contemplating suicide, I wonder why Spoony hasn't gone through with it?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>implying he was ever serious about this