Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:57 am

I can see Mark Hamill being interested in 40 videos where some crazy neckbeard sings a song about sucking cocks...

One of the videos guest mentioned has Brian in it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQMuzxN7NQ4 I think it's his nephew, so I really fucking hope he isn't singing about him.
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Post by Heath Cliff » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:59 am

In other news I wonder how April is enjoying her new life. Did she move in with a coworker from the clothes folding job? Did she move in with the guy that she was banging instead of Spoony? Does he make her sleep in the same bed as him or on the floor next to his bed? Will she work more than 12 hours a week now? How is the wifi in the new place? Are her Skyrim sessions streaming flawlessly now? Did she take all her dolls with her? And most importantly since she's only in the next town over does she carry job applications and spray deodorant with her to fend off a potential Spoony attack?

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:01 am

Heath Cliff wrote:
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And most importantly since she's only in the next town over
Do you know more than we do?
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Post by Guest » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:01 am

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Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:02 am
Is this how he thinks is the best way to expose himself? @ ing people, on Twitter no less? Sure I've done it, but only with smaller more personal people who actually respond. But when you don't exactly network with folks which requires social skills, this is what happens. Trying to get people that are far more bigger than you has a 1 out of 5 chance of happening unless you're really lucky, but we see it's not for you, but that's life.

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Post by Guest » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:11 am

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He did that for years.

Not that hard to piece it together from there: he reversed catfished her. He has no money, no job, all of his books are self-published with homemade covers, he made "movies" with his friends that sold 10 copies, he ran scripted YouTube series that could barely reach 1k views in 10 years. He's like a cartoon of a manbaby loser. I bet that's not what he told her, though.

And then he uprooted himself at the age of 42, leaving "everything" (read: nothing) behind to move in with a single mom in another country and do... nothing. With no plans, no career, no money, no idea how to work in a foreign country and not even a fanbase beyond friend and family. Imagine thinking you've met a successful author and director and then he shows up in your house and makes videos about Bryan sucking cock to the tune of Bubsy 3D.
Holy Hell Wow! That would make a great fucking movie!

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42 year old loser Michael Fields (played by Steve Carell) moves to Spain after catfishing Helianda (played by Salma Hayeka) a single mother that he's a famous movie producer. Then has live in her house with her entire family that doesn't speak English and hates his guts because he's a 42yo broke loser that's now stuck in her country with no where to go and no way to get back. Things heat up at the house when Helianda's Father Hector (Played by Luis Guzmán) finds Michael's lap top filled with pictures and videos of gay men.

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Post by Heath Cliff » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:15 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:01 am
Heath Cliff wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:59 am
And most importantly since she's only in the next town over
Do you know more than we do?
Only if her living in Oswego, IL is true.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:18 am

You tell me.
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Holy shit! This is now the Spain Sperg thread! :lol:
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Post by RedLine » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:22 am

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Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe his wife isn't the problem in the relationship.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by mad bum » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:24 am

He looks like reviewtechusa, no wonder he wants to kill himself.

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