Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

remember those "Good Spoony > Bad Spoony > Shitty Spoony" pics? Somebody should add at least two new Spoonys to that. Dead Spoony and our latest addition, Zombie Spoony

[Guest]

I wonder why he keeps his face shaven.

Same reason as Kim Justice?

[Rushy]

I really wonder where he will move now that it's confirmed.
Somehow I can't see Miles taking him in. Aside from Noah already being a major disappointment, dude must have his own family by this point, or at the very least a partner who'd say hell no to that idea.

We know Noah and the rest of his family don't get along at all.

My conclusion is that he's either going to try for Brad Jones or just genuinely give up and become a homeless person.

[Guest]

He'll get an apartment. Between his patreon and the few bucks he brings in streaking he'll afford a shithole somewhere in the boonies. Whether he'll be able to handle the violent niggers and drunk Mexicans is another story.

[Osterzone]

It has to be Miles. No way he can afford even a studio apartment in Aurora. He despises his redneck family in Missouri, his older siblings have children of their own, and his pride won't allow him to move back in with Daddy. He unfollowed Brad because Spoony's standards for friends require them to finger passed out drunk thots.

[Le Redditeur]

Someone did this, I had to share:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder why he keeps his face shaven.

Especially since this goes against his long hair "logic". After all, there are plenty of roles requiring mustaches and beards. Better keep it as long as possible "just in case".
Could be tied to his autistic refusal to act like an adult.

[[TPM]Elbanana]

2020, year of the spoony bum. So real it's surreal.

[Keith Chegwin]

I've been telling you niggers for ages the man is an alcoholic

Makes sense. A lot of people become homeless because of addiction. Also he doesn't look so much fat as bloated from alcohol

[Guest]

I wonder why he keeps his face shaven.

Especially since this goes against his long hair "logic". After all, there are plenty of roles requiring mustaches and beards. Better keep it as long as possible "just in case".
Could be tied to his autistic refusal to act like an adult.

Any day now.... any day...
...the phone will ring i tell you! IT. WILL. RING!
THEY will be calling ME! The Spoony one... with a capital S...
...any day now... (falls sleep with his drink in hand)