Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:41 pm

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I was just thinking tomyself that he might go full game dude, fulltime stalking her and shit... but then i remembered this is fucking Spoony, if he has to put any kind of effort into anything he wont do shit.
He's addicted to his phone, so I'm sure he's stalking her on social media via all her accounts that he knows about. If she has a stream account where she plays skyrim, a twitter account, facebook, gmail... Anything he knows about, I'm sure he's blowing all of those up with his narc messages. The red dragon fucked him up good when she left, too. It's his narcissist's ego. Women aren't ALLOWED to leave the spoony one.

Sure, he won't stalk her in real life because he's a bitch boy with noodle arms who can't drive straight for all the booze. But I'd bet anything he's stalking the fuck out of her online. It takes no effort at all to send someone messages.

He's not gonna just snap out of this. This is the start of Spoony finally being interesting again. Those repo men are gonna have to drag him out by his ankles and they'll find so many piss stains, Kracken bottles and crack pipes when they finally clean that house.
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Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:42 pm
>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Post by MegaNigger » Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:18 pm

I want to believe these people aren't real. That it's all an act for teh lolz... :(

Also, fuck everyone who says "Fuck April". I don't blame a woman for being a woman. They can't help it, that's why they shouldn't have voting rights, but April clearly tried to make him respectable and realized long ago his fans are the fucking bottom feeding leeches of society and even a cunt like April sees it all for what it is; Tiresome bullshit that should have no bearing on real life. April was there to be taken care of in exchange for her doing typical woman shit. Even a cunt like her understands this basic level of cohabitating relationships, you pull your weight and the other person pulls theirs, both of you are comfortable. Spoony quit pulling his weight LOOOOONNNNGGGGG ago. April is just so far past her prime she's had a hard time leaving until the 11 hour.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:27 pm

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Nice meme! :lol:
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:09 pm

You know, if she'd never met him and moved in to his house, these yokels would probably blame Trump for his #depression.
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Post by [TPM]Elbanana » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:24 pm

This fucking stuff writes itself, now their blaming rapril, if only they had kept tabs like we did all these years they'd know how much of a fucking retard Homeless boy is,

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Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:27 pm

The orc abused poor Spoopy by playing too much porn Skyrim and not giving him enough attention. Trump is to be blamed for this.

(Or perhaps she told him to "get a job" once).

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Post by veris leta facies » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:58 pm

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers! And happy to see Spoony is having a terrible Christmas. :D Oh boi, so many Christmas treats here, I don't know even where to begin!

Spoony's laziness can now be witnessed from space! :lol: That fallen branch illustrates Spoony's career and himself perfectly.

"She won't even TALK TO ME!" tweeting teenager breakup shit like this during Christmas.

Mr. Jackson giving his epicc comfort speeches. It's hard to say at this point which one of these two morons is being more pathetic. Understand this already you fucking retard, boss doesn't give a shit about you and likely despises you more than anything else.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:03 pm

>blaming the failed thot
And they say we produce the most shit of shitposts. I guess she didn't specifically help him getting his shit together but I'm sure nobody could. Spoony would reject help if he was on fire. Nobody deserves to live together with Spoony, except maybe Boogie but for the latter I'd prefer if he just dropped dead already.
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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:08 pm

People blaming April is low. We don't even do that and we call her rApril because of her weird sex skyrim shit and daddy fetish!

No woman could have pulled this disgusting, narcissistic piece of shit out of the garbage heap he made of his life. He has no INTEREST in changing anything. He doesn't want anything to get better as a result of his own actions. He doesn't want to do anything!

I said on twatter that he was playing life on Easy difficulty and I meant it. This guy was putting out low-effort vlogs in the era when 480p was considered top quality and he was making BIG money doing it. Way more than he ever deserved for the shit-tier product he was producing. I mean, the Shitty Spoony era was DSP levels of laziness. Nigga would turn on a camera and sperge into it for 2 hours, then upload to his website and his fans ate it up.

He had a successful website, a ton of money coming in for virtually no work, a big house and a live-in animu thot. He traded all of that away because he was too fucking arrogant to roll up his sleeves and do anything. "Muh depression" oh yeah? Well, he never did a damn thing for his depression IF he ever had it and wasn't just a delusional narc like so many e-celebs are. When he was making big money, he could have easily afforded good health care that would have covered whatever problems he actually has. And now that he's poor, he could go apply for the medicaid shit and get everything paid for that medicaid is willing to cover.

Everything in life that doesn't go his way, his response is to throw a fit like a toddler. Scarlet left, time to throw a fit. People troll me on the internet, time to throw a fit. I'm not making enough money for my zero new videos, time to throw a fit. Wahhh wahh wahhh me me me my life is so fucking hard, it's so hard being an e-celeb who gets $50 cuck tips for turning a camera on and saying "hi." And now April left and he's throwing another fit. Yet again, it's a public fit. He's mad the bitch left and he's gonna punish her in the court of public opinion. Gonna let his scumbag fans make it seem like April was abusing him when the odds are 99%+ that he was the one abusing her and she finally couldn't take any more.

We don't even know why Scarlet left. Spoony has been an arrogant shitbag since day 1. Ever since the magazine articles, he's been intolerable and full of himself. The King Spoony shit is how he really sees himself. Could be the landwhale left because she was sick of being abused too. Could be that's why Spoony doesn't have a good relationship with any of his relatives except (maybe) Miles. A lot of things track when you put things into this perspective. You ever meet someone who has nobody? No friends, no relatives, no nothing? There's a fucking reason.
RAPEMAN wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:42 pm
>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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