Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

A 2/10 goblin who would play mommy to him

Are we sure it's not Spooner who wants to be Char?

[Some Sick Fuck]

Nope, he registered it last year, the 10 years must have been in 2008 because I remember that too. I looked at that a few years ago but he renewed it months before expiry, kind of surprised since I thought he would just let it die.

That's so much work that I can hardly believe Spoony would do something so drastic.

I've randomly looked up what he was doing exactly year ago, and he was "happily" shitposting about Mein Drumf and capeshit nonsense, while hallucinating about geese:

[wulfenlord]

Why yes Loony, if it's one thing that brings women back it's whining, It's not like rApril is hard to please (or impossible to please if she were an stronk indypendent wymyn), but Girly-arms McWhiskeydick wouldn't know about that.

My theory is that April overstepped some autstic boundary, like bringing Christmas decorations in his safespace, or suggesting he shaves and cuts his greasy hair.

[Keith Chegwin]

Based on these tweets, I think it was more that she realised she's getting old and wasted eight good years of her life on this pathetic loser who'll never amount to anything

[Kugelfisch]

>all this over a 2/10 goblin

A 2/10 goblin who would play mommy to him. You think noah can do his own cooking, shopping, cleaning and laundry? He's totally fucked.

I'm certain that rApril never cooked, nor that Spooner mind lying around in filth. He's just bothered that he has to get the cheap vodka gallons himself now.

[Guest]

He's trying to get her back. Jesus how low Sporky? How low?

[Dingus Bajingus]

Man, as if Spoony weren't enough of a cautionary tale already. One could seriously write a screenplay based on this shit. It's not anywhere near as bombastic as your dime-a-dozen "actual movie star celebrity falls into alcoholism/hard drugs/some other addiction" stories, but fuck me sideways if the young "I WANNA BE A YOUTUBER WHEN I GROW UP" generation doesn't need to see where this road could lead.

[Guest]

>the Spoony movie is actually about Spoony and his failings
Absolute kino.

[MegaNigger]

>the Spoony movie is actually about Spoony and his failings
Absolute kino.

It's his Cloud Atlas if the run time alone is any indication.

[Kugelfisch]

That would be a depressing movie if you were to do it documentary style. If you got Werner Herzog to make it it'd trigger more suicides than The Sorrows of Young Werther. Lots of jumpers screaming "BETRAYAL!" on their way down.