Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

My theory is that April had friends/family around for the holiday at the end of November and Spoony either refused to come out of the basement or came above ground but proved incapable of acting like a human. I'm thinking something went down on Nov 27 (between Spoony/April or Spoony/April's family) but the actual breakup is a little more recent.

April has tweeted before about being close with her family so if they staged a mini-intervention for her to leave or if Spoony acted like an asshole to one of them then that would probably do it.

[pibbs]

I can see that. Her dad probably tried to give Spoony some heartfelt legit advice about getting his life together and Spoony told him to fuck off. Thus incurring April's ire.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Good old papa Von Lon, saving his daughter from a degenerate and possibly offering her pleasure she has long been asking for.

[Guest]

His recent streaming was him trying to show his worth and it failed.

[RedLine]

His recent streaming was him trying to show his worth and it failed.

Bingo. April's family shows up sometime during the week of the 25th. Dad and Spoony get into it on the 27th because Noah is a worthless sack of crap with no future (causing Spoony's "faithless" pussy tweets). So now Spoony refuses to leave the basement for the rest of their visit but he does his Youtube streaming during this time to "show them who's worthless". Meanwhile the family has several days alone with April to convince her that she needs to leave Spoony.
The family leaves on Dec 1 and April isn't quite sure yet but after one more week of cleaning up for Captain Night Terrors she decides to bail sometime after Dec 4 (when her last tweet was made).

I say this is his first Tweet after the actual break up:

[Old Black Man]

From the Farms:

Nice - I'm not sure what is Pigroach doing there, or why looks kinda buffed, but it's kiwi farms, I'm sure it has some meaning, they can't get enough of Fill.

Wait I thought that was LardFat.

[Keith Chegwin]

Also, it reads like she might have cheated on him.

I don't read it that way. I think by 'faithless' he means 'I thought bitch believed in me but she don't'

[BloodKnightDollfie]

I thought that was Movieblob.

Von Lons father is actually quite based. He's one of those big Sons of Anarchy biker dudes. So it must have been particularly humiliating for him to see his daughter laying with a sniveling J-uh... specimen like Spoony.

He must have been seething deep down inside. As would any father. He is probably celebrating right now.

Merry Christmas! Mew Mew! =3

[Keith Chegwin]

Nice - I'm not sure what is Pigroach doing there

Foxdick like to compare the two. I guess cause they think 'worthless sack of shit who does nothing and exploits his dwindling fanbase' merits extensive comparison.

Also, while we're on the subject of foxdick, which one of y'all is 'seargentkabukiman'? C'mon, fess up!

[Cuckson]

Nice - I'm not sure what is Pigroach doing there

Foxdick like to compare the two. I guess cause they think 'worthless sack of shit who does nothing and exploits his dwindling fanbase' merits extensive comparison.

Also, while we're on the subject of foxdick, which one of y'all is 'seargentkabukiman'? C'mon, fess up!

It's me, I lurk from time to time to check for updates on some cows or use other places to shit on lupa or spoons