April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:27 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:44 am
mad bum wrote:
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CIANIgger wrote:
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Didn't Sploony do a Counter Monkey on some d20 sex game? You just know that belonged to rApril
I have that book, it's called the book of erotic fantasy. I've never used it because my friends got it for my birthday as a joke, but I can imagine how uncomfortable a campaign would be if you ran that, especially with women involved.
As in the women would be the ones doing all the insane shit and freaking everyone out. Women are fucking stupid dumb shits.
Sounds harmless compared to FATAL. The fun starts right away when you roll for the anal circumference of your character.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:47 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:27 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:44 am
mad bum wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:17 am


I have that book, it's called the book of erotic fantasy. I've never used it because my friends got it for my birthday as a joke, but I can imagine how uncomfortable a campaign would be if you ran that, especially with women involved.
As in the women would be the ones doing all the insane shit and freaking everyone out. Women are fucking stupid dumb shits.
Sounds harmless compared to FATAL. The fun starts right away when you roll for the anal circumference of your character.
You sick kraut fuck :lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:36 pm

I seem to recall that the most efficient build in FATAL is an ogre whose fighting style can be summed up with "Grab opponent and penetrate nearest orifice".
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:55 pm

Sounds about right.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:59 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:27 pm
Sounds harmless compared to FATAL. The fun starts right away when you roll for the anal circumference of your character.
Fa...tal?
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:36 pm
I seem to recall that the most efficient build in FATAL is an ogre whose fighting style can be summed up with "Grab opponent and penetrate nearest orifice".
This sounds hilariously amazing, I'll have to google this.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:09 pm

1d4chan p&p game. Pretty much what you'd expect of a creation by an old image board. A game where a question like "Can I rape this elven priest?" is answered with "It's actually a demon lord in disguise and is going to rape you. Can your asshole withstand it?"
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:23 pm

Google away Mad Bum. One more watch list for you to be on :P
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:25 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
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Google away Mad Bum. One more watch list for you to be on :P
Can't be on a watch list when you're on a VPN.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:00 pm

Uh oh. Is she pregnant?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Whybother » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:22 pm

No. She's on the rag.

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