Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[drisko]

Why worry about 16 dollars if you didn't give a fuck about losing 4,000+?

Well he did freak out when he dipped below $1500. I'm just wondering at what point is he going to get another sudden burst of work ethic.

[AdorableOtter]

I think Emir Suckdick is crazier than master Cuckson. The guy is even attacking other Patron cucks, there is something worse than autism with this guy.

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I am an actually a nice, giving person. I'm Ivy league educated, study Ecology, Evolution, Environmental and Conservation biology and have my own research. Currently constructing conservation management models.

[Rushy]

I particularly love the way he's crossed out the comments like a tantruming five-year old. That's just magical.

[curtiscraig]

What the actual fuck did I just read. That guy is cracked.

[drisko]

Okay, so April posted some birthday selfies and... this does not look right. She looks like she's gained some weight but with the make up... is it just me or is there an uncanny valley thing going on here?

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[RAPEMAN]

He talks as if wrestling is real.

[Charlar]

He talks as if wrestling is real.

Well the only real thing about it is wrestlers do get hurt and at least one died because of it.

[Pope Corky III]

I particularly love the way he's crossed out the comments like a tantruming five-year old. That's just magical.

I think that was edited in.

Also, Poonoo, a bug needs to be worked out. I tried to click on the spoiler tag regarding April and it took me to the top of the page and opened the first spoiler.

[rabidtictac]

"I donate and expect nothing in return." -Emir

WEW LAD

I don't need to read anything else. Just another retarded Spoony cocksucker. Spoony's Patreon isn't "donate to me and get nothing in return." He's not a fucking charity.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Okay, so April posted some birthday selfies and... this does not look right. She looks like she's gained some weight but with the make up... is it just me or is there an uncanny valley thing going on here?

I think she might be made out of wood or something.

I don't need to read anything else. Just another retarded Spoony cocksucker. Spoony's Patreon isn't "donate to me and get nothing in return." He's not a fucking charity.

Love how Spoony's slow decline is causing ever more batshit fans of his to get out of their basement to protect their Boss.
First Hills, now this guy... The "I want to wear you as a skinsuit"-type fan is bound to show himself eventually.