Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[oldbones]

The final spiral down. Fantastic. The next step is his parents selling the house (they have been the ones paying the billth I am certain) and telling him to gtfo. Maybe he can live in his little brothers shed.

[Kugelfisch]

The final spiral down. Fantastic. The next step is his parents selling the house (they have been the ones paying the billth I am certain) and telling him to gtfo. Maybe he can live in his little brothers shed.

If the house is a terrible investment (dunno about Aurora but from what few have said here it's not exactly wonderful) that isn't even unlikely. They likely hoped she could make him come to his senses eventually. But for him to rot alone in that house they could decide to drop their support.
I honestly think that him being forced to move out into some shitty apartment and being forced to do something to pay the rent would be the best thing for him. I don't actually expect him to get his shit together but it would make sense as a last attempt by his parents.

[Keith Chegwin]

I honestly think that him being forced to move out into some shitty apartment and being forced to do something to pay the rent would be the best thing for him.

Waste of time. He'd just end up on the street.
Best thing for them really would be to continue paying the house. That way, if he dies they can sell it and make back what they spent on it.

[RedLine]

I'll bring up this post up I wrote earlier in the year. I might have been a touch high on the insurance price but the rest of the numbers are public record or a pretty solid estimate. He likely owes about $175K on the house right now and assuming it isn't fucked up in some way could sell it for between $260K-$280K. With those numbers my point in the final paragraph is still true.

A lot of mortgage information is public record. Spoony bought his house for $230,000 and got a 30-year loan on it for $195,500. So he put $34,500 down, or 15%, which is a normal requirement for someone with the occupation of "internet superstar".
No one else is listed on the mortgage, and it hasn't been altered since it took effect. The property still shows the lien present and his property tax payments are coming from escrow so it is very likely the original mortgage is still active.

The public record doesn't show his actual interest rate or payment, but judging by his lender and what rates were like in early 2015, his principal/interest payment is around $940 each month. Then add in about $90 for homeowner's insurance and an absolutely ass-raping $570 per month for property taxes. With 15% down he should have avoided needing any mortgage insurance so and his total house payment hovers around $1,600 per month.

Assuming they haven't completely destroyed the place by now he could almost certainly sell it for more than is owed, but the profit wouldn't be enough to buy anything for straight cash but a Mama Brad Jones redneck shanty. And with no real income beyond Patreon welfare and likely family pity money, no one legitimate is going to rent to him or give him another mortgage.

[Kugelfisch]

Waste of time. He'd just end up on the street.

As I said, best possible thing for him.

[casual pleb]

Epic and some cunt immediately jumping to the bosses rescue:

[Kugelfisch]

I think it's a supremely valid comment. Why wouldn't they ask him that constantly?

[mad bum]

Honestly would videos even work at this point? He would have to be rather consistent in order to get some cucks back, and by that point everyones already moved on.

[Kugelfisch]

Honestly would videos even work at this point?

Well, no. I just want people to pester him about that. To every single tweet he puts out somebody should tell him to make a video or neck himself. I'm more hoping for the latter.

[Guest]

If only there was some way he could make quick money with little effort.