Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Yes, he lacks self awareness. We've established that years ago.

Years later she got some money, fixed the messed up parts of her body and got a nice guy.

She your baby mama?

You missed the important part.

[Keith Chegwin]

No, I saw that.

[Kugelfisch]

No, I saw that.

So you ignored it?

[Keith Chegwin]

I assumed he was talking about himself.

[pibbs]

Dude talks like a chick. One that sounds a lot like PUR, in fact. Case in point:

PUR actually replied to the same tweet with the dog as Spoon did. Her response, "Poptart"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>Tells everyone to fuck off
<MUH DEPRESSION

Noah the ultimate angsty teen.

I see the end of the month is approaching. Time for the regularly-scheduled bout of "Woe is me; hear the lamentations of my existential crisis".

If you were to make a collage out of all his #WoeIsMe tweets, I bet you'd spot the same phrases being repeated over and over. I'm just waiting for him to drop another "I've wasted the last x years of my life", as if stating the obvious would change anything.

[Keith Chegwin]

PUR actually replied to the same tweet with the dog as Spoon did. Her response, "Poptart"

If only either of them could have responded 'Gun'

[Tony Schiavone]

>that time of the month

If that's the case, he REALLY needs to change his approach. His Patreon is now under $375.
That's less than welfare.

It may be true that another kid turns 12 every day, but that isnt helping out Noah.
None of them know how to throw away their money since his website and the link to his PayPal are gone.
They cant really donate to a steam that starts randomly at 4:00 am.
Patreon is his only validation as a human being left.

Maybe he should take Twitter pics holding his guns up to his dog or something.

[Rushy]

His Patreon is now under $375.

Once upon a time it was over $5000. Amazing.

[Keith Chegwin]

It may be true that another kid turns 12 every day, but that isnt helping out Noah.

That old adage only really applies to fuckers like Walker or Game Grumps. You know, people who shit out low effort new content. Spoony's not making any new content and the only way to watch his old content is the Russian subs on YouTube, so fewer and fewer 12 year olds are exposed to him. The only thing he can rely on is the dwindling support of his transfaggot fanbase which is, shall we say, 41% more likely to decrease over time.