Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
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That was the deal? Wow. Bitch would've died next Thursday anyway.
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Yup. That's why everyone thought it was retarded.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 2:40 pmThat was the deal? Wow. Bitch would've died next Thursday anyway.
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And here I thought it was either his marriage or his spoyder powers.Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 3:08 pmYup. That's why everyone thought it was retarded.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 2:40 pmThat was the deal? Wow. Bitch would've died next Thursday anyway.
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Cosmic and supernatural forces really shouldn't have a place in a Spidey comic, because you usually end up with dumb shit like this. Spidey comics are autistic enough as it is.
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It was the icing of the cake for this whole travesty to me that she didn't got run over by a car the next day or week, as would the logical conclusion of making such a deal with the devil.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 2:40 pmThat was the deal? Wow. Bitch would've died next Thursday anyway.
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The "big twist" was that right after MJ and Peter made the deal (BOTH them had to willingly agree) Mephisto showed them their daughter that will now never be born which made them sad for a few seconds before they lost all memory of making the deal in the first place.
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Any full-time gf Peter has can result in a different spawn. That means jack shit until the brat actually gets made.
The only ones pissed-off were probably Utlimate Marveltards because Ultimate Peter actually did get a daughter who would later become Spidergirl.
(Edit: Or was that another alternate Marvle universe? Oh, who cares.)
The only ones pissed-off were probably Utlimate Marveltards because Ultimate Peter actually did get a daughter who would later become Spidergirl.
(Edit: Or was that another alternate Marvle universe? Oh, who cares.)
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I love that comic book logic of, "we tied up a major plot point by letting these two get married and now that Peter doesn't have to keep chasing MJ part of the appeal of the story is lost. Let's just completely reverse it!"
I don't know why people read Spiderman but I'm pretty sure it's not for the relationship drama. Though that does remind me of all of the girls that I know that used to watch shows and whine about two characters never getting together and then tell me I was dumb for saying, "the second they do you'll stop watching."
Every. Time.
I don't know why people read Spiderman but I'm pretty sure it's not for the relationship drama. Though that does remind me of all of the girls that I know that used to watch shows and whine about two characters never getting together and then tell me I was dumb for saying, "the second they do you'll stop watching."
Every. Time.
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Peter trying - and often failing - to date MJ is something too many people seem to confuse as an integral part of his existence. It's like how the X-Men will always end up being hated and oppressed because they have to be eternal outsiders and underdogs all the time.
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It wasn't the first time Marvel tried to do away with the marriage. They tired with the Clone Saga back in the 90s by replacing married Peter Parker with single Ben Reilly and when MJ got blown up in a plane in the early 2000s.
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