Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Post by mad bum » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:26 am

Those few tweets are like poetry, nigger lays down a trap card saying woe is me and then tells twitter people to fuck off, and then proceeds to say he has no friends.
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Post by Guest » Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:46 am

Spoony's so fascinating because we don't know his situation. If Myles posted that their parents paid for the house and Forky's using his inheritance to cover the taxes, most of us would wander away and forget him.

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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:02 am

mad bum wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:26 am
Those few tweets are like poetry, nigger lays down a trap card saying woe is me and then tells twitter people to fuck off, and then proceeds to say he has no friends.
Literally spoony.txt

That's why I say he's not bipolar or suicidal or anything. He's still arrogant as fuck and a huge dick to absolutely everyone. He cries out for help (attention) and then uses the attention he gets to either respond with toxicity, be argumentative or cry even more.

You can't take any of the shit he says at face value. It has been noted in the past how conveniently his whining will often line up with the first of the month/whenever he likely is getting his paycheck from paymetons and jewtube.
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Post by pibbs » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:48 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:02 am
Literally spoony.txt

That's why I say he's not bipolar or suicidal or anything. He's still arrogant as fuck and a huge dick to absolutely everyone. He cries out for help (attention) and then uses the attention he gets to either respond with toxicity, be argumentative or cry even more.
Kind of understandable when his tranny fanbase keeps suggesting fag-tier shit like this. W.O.W. for fuck"s sake.
If I had his fanbase I wouldn't want to get out of bed either much less make more content for them.
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Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:59 am

Spoony's more a Runescape person.
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Post by Guest » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:51 am

"Constant failure" is a fitting title for a lazy piece of shit like Noah. What a fucking loser. He makes DSP seem like an alpha male.

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Post by pibbs » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:00 am

He can't even tweet anymore. The end is near.
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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:09 pm

Nah. He's been posting bait like that for literal years at this point. He'll be shitposting about drumpf or something eventually. But those baitposts are there to inspire the cucksons to hop on patreon or paypal and send him cuckbucks or gift him steam games he won't play.

What he needs is a good ass-kicking, but I'd wager nobody in his sphere of influence gives enough of a shit about him to make the effort. I'd really love to hear from Miles. What does he think about the last 6 years of Spoony's life? Does Spoony even talk to him still? Does Spoony go anywhere or do anything? Has Miles ever noticed telltale signs of an addict, such as hiding bottles of booze or pills, or Noah being strangely late everywhere and always "busy?" Has Noah made it to any family gatherings in the last 6 years? Are his family on speaking terms with him (including Miles)?

From where I'm sitting, it looks to me like everyone, including April, has had enough of his shit and are ignoring him. I'd also love to hear any stories his parents or other siblings might have about Noah and money. We always speculate about where his money comes from. I'm gonna just guess he makes barely enough between his jewtube + savings from years of cuckbux + the last dregs of patreon money +April's shirt-folding. But maybe he has a history, like DSP, of going to his parents and begging them for mortgage payments.

Reminder: Spoony has been an asshole from the VERY first content he posted to the internet. He has always been an arrogant asshole.
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Post by RedLine » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:42 pm

pibbs wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:00 am
He can't even tweet anymore. The end is near.
He tweets like a 16 year old girl.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:45 pm

Maybe we are reading this all wrong?

Could it be he has a porn addiction? Let's be honest, he has no job and subsists solely off cheap booze and fast food. He hasn't killed himself yet, so there must be something in his life that gives him satisfaction living. Think about it. When he's not Tweeting, he can't actually be doing nothing, so what else is there he be doing in his room all day besides masturbating (perhaps to Hentai)???

That could be why he can't seek help, because even he could not handle the humiliation of confessing such a shameful addiction.
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