Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[BloodKnightDollfie]

"back in Arizona when I was working at the game store, a friend of mine was a trans Army vet, nearly got his leg blown off by an IED.."

^This is made up. This person never existed.

[Le Redditeur]

No shit, Sherlock.

[BenComicGraphics]

Oh look! An abbreviated Counter Monkey

Bullshit. All of it. Except that they were playing with a faggot.

Fake. He is missing the "and everyone clapped"

[Osterzone]

Reminded of April's "Noah, hit me? Have you seen him? He's built like an 8 year old girl with rickets!"

[TheBilthCollector]

Fake. He is missing the "and everyone clapped"

"And then the evil Drumph MAGA hat wearing fascists cornered me in an alley and forced me to watch as they murdered a basket full of puppies."

Pity Spoony's father didn't shave The Greasy One's head every time he was a lying cunt.

[Angelfire Memes]

Fwiw I think he's saying the imaginary army vet is the one who did the beating... Maybe? Maybe I just think that because the idea of Spoony's ghoulish frame dragging a person is something I can't even perceive. I have a better chance of perceiving the fourth dimension than I do that mental image.

[Vaporwear]

This tranny fag vet whole story is bullshit. Why?

If it actually happened he would've done a Counter Monkey on it, cause that would've been at least one final true story he could base his bullshit embellishments on before having to switch to talking about D&D books and other boring D&D shit.

Spoony is a compulsive liar. He lies about everything, he also lies about his career all the time. During one of his streams earlier this year he said he kept his hair long for movie gigs or some such shit. Yeah right.

[Vaporwear]

When did he even work at a game store?

I assume that it was some part-time teenager bullshit job that required zero effort and was mostly an excuse for him to fuck around doing very little while still getting paid a minimum wage. I also assume he got fired/the place shut down which is why Spoony isn't still working there.

[TheBilthCollector]

Spoony is a compulsive liar.

"Did you watch the tape?"

[Guest]

I assume that it was some part-time teenager bullshit job that required zero effort and was mostly an excuse for him to fuck around doing very little while still getting paid a minimum wage. I also assume he got fired/the place shut down which is why Spoony isn't still working there.

I don't have the gumption to do it, but I'd be very interested to see someone ask for any other info on the Army Vet. Not least of which being how he didn't get arrested, etc. The better question would be when he served.

This would be followed up by pointing out that, assuming IMDB's right, Spoony'd have been 20, nearly 21 when 9/11 happened. After he started college. I don't think he remembers that when these stories happen and I have a sneaking suspicion that's the only deployment he knows.