Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

>be God
>gets stabbed in the back by the Jew


It's like there's a lesson to be learned from this story (written by the Jews themselves, mind you).

A lesson to be learned by humans and god alike and yet neither really caught on. Consider the very first moment the LORD laid the law down. First, dipshit Moses just breaks the most important writing possible out of anger as if he was Wings of Redemption and those tablets an Xbox controller. The very fucking first two actual rules (2nd and 3rd commandment by Talmud fashion) are immediately violated the moment they are hammered into stone. They couldn't fuck up worse if they tried.
And yet a lot of effort and time was wasted even after that. Humans were a mistake. The LORD should've just been fine with angels and only make people so Michael can occasionally choke a bitch.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's no wonder he had such anger issues in the Old Testament, or why he was much more chill in the New one. He didn't mellow out, he just gave up.
I mean, he flooded the entire world and nuked at least two cities, and humans still continued to fuck up. Stupid bugged mortal mechanics.

The Bible somehow has a book of erotic poetry (the Song of Solomon), which has its moments:

Dark am I, yet lovely,
daughters of Jerusalem,
dark like the tents of Kedar,
like the tent curtains of Solomon.

Do not stare at me because I am dark,
because I am darkened by the sun.

Sheeeat, is that one proof that the Black Isrealites have been right all along ?!

[Heidi is a cuck]

What ever happened to Spoony's fat red headed ex Scarlett? He certainly has a type with dating Pathetic women. I remember Scarlett would pretty much flirt with everyone in hopes to get fucked. Everytime she'd tweet or posted on Facebook I pictured she was doing one handed with the other in her fat panties just hoping guys and girls would respond back to her sexual innuendos she'd make

[Throne of Dysentery]

Splatoon still lives? I’m about 20 minutes away from him; I’m curious to see what kind of condition his house could possibly be in. I can’t see the man doing yard work.

[Heidi is a cuck]

Splatoon still lives? I’m about 20 minutes away from him; I’m curious to see what kind of condition his house could possibly be in. I can’t see the man doing yard work.

Nor could you see April doing it either. They both seem like lazy fucks

[Guest]

Can you check if the branche is still there?

[Throne of Dysentery]

I imagine it’s going to look like shut-ins live there. Grass probably hasn’t been cut in ages, unless he regularly convinces some poor neighborhood kids to do it by plying them with whiskey or something.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I kinda picture it like that haunted house in the It reboot. Maybe a bit less inviting.

[Kugelfisch]

What ever happened to Spoony's fat red headed ex Scarlett?

She ran some kinda beauty cosmetics business or something. I'm not sure if that's still around but I'm sure you could find out if you cared enough. I know I don't.

[Singh'sSpot]

Hey check this out, it's some kind of resume on this voice casting website:
https://voice123.com/noahantwiler

It lists his experiences and even equipment he uses.