Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Guest]

I wonder if her gravy train ever left the station.

She drank all the gravy and it tipped over off the tracks before it could.

[pibbs]

They never filled the car completely. Just a tablespoon of gravy and a gentle "now get the fuck out of here.,"

[Kugelfisch]

>doesn't actually have a personality
<is told to be herself

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If they ever reboot The Neverending Story, she would make for a great Nothingness.

[Kugelfisch]

The best joke is that the faggot telling her to be herself is correct that it's still being better than them. At least she's a bland IN dumbo and not some Actual Nobody admiring a bland IN dumbo.

[Guest]

Kaylyn, ya gotta have a molecule of a sliver of talent first...kek. This whole thread is somethin alright.

[Kugelfisch]

So she needs to do something that any idiot could do but wants somebody else to do it? Sounds about right.

[Poonoo]

Kaylyn, ya gotta have a molecule of a sliver of talent first...kek. This whole thread is somethin alright.

She wants to create an original character but wants someone else to do it for her because she has become self aware about having no talent from reading this thread. You know Kaylyn, if you attempted to do creative things in private multiple times and got practice you wouldn't be a complete failure, but that requires work and being on TGWTG made you lazy.

Everyone eventually becomes Spoony.

[rabidtictac]

I would actually laugh if she made that OC herself just to make a point about Nomura's art. I mean, fair enough. People shit on FF character designs all the time.

She almost had a point until she decided to be a criminally lazy faggot about it. She could have turned that tweet chain into an article and come up with the design herself and had something "decent" to release to the internet. I could have laughed with her instead of at her.

[Guest]

Okay, that's sad. If you know the joke, make it, if you don't, then don't.

Literally thirty seconds: Blond hair/blue eyes (there's a spiel, ignore it), babyface and androgynous as hell and the hair stands at least a foot tall tapered to a spike with a piece of ceiling tile stuck to it. Neckline that goes down below the primary belt regardless of sex. Pants with one leg, and that leg's way too long and a bell bottom. Always carrying a sword so long that the tip is never in the same room or has a dedicated moving company on retainer to follow him and move the thing around on a dolly.

Covered in belts for no reason, including at least two on the hair.

Done.