Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

When you spend 14 hours a day in bed they wear out quickly.

[Guest]

Why does he have a Japanese Final Fantasy X book on there? He hates Final Fantasy X and can't read Japanese.

[Charlar]

Why does he have a Japanese Final Fantasy X book on there? He hates Final Fantasy X and can't read Japanese.

Because he heard it was shit and if it is what i read about then yeah it is shit, the one i read about continue the story after X-2 and i aslo read that in the new version of X/X-2 they added new stuff that hint that Square Enix will perhaps make X-3.
Square Enix doesn't learn

[rabidtictac]

Could Noah be uploading secret Live Wires only shared with his diehard inner circle of fanboys?

Why? Those wouldn't make any money and it's not like he gives a fuck about his fans.

Not only does he not care about his fans, but he actively despises them. The more they love Spoony, the more he hates them. Their hopes and dreams for his well-being weigh him down like a stone and prevent him from living a guilt-free life as a welfare sponge, sopping up alcohol and drugs perpetually. Every word of praise or gift from his fans hurts more than the most vitriolic hate mail.

[Vaporwear]

That guy is legit mentally retarded with the intelligence of a five year old. He's excused.
Cuckson is on a whole different level. He's fantasizing about what Spoony could possibly be in his mind, not what Spoony actually is. How could Spoony be an inspiration? The dude gave up long ago. He's not even remotely fine and certainly not battling his mental problems but rather capitulating to them.

It's like a recovering alcoholic saw a shitfaced bum on the street and thought of him as a role model for how well he's dealing with his alcoholism. It's like the suicide hotline pointing towards Jewario as a shining example for how to deal with depression.

It's amazing what people delude themselves into believing. None of spoony's videos ever held this bizarre narrative that Jinson and the like have crafted for themselves. Even at his best spoony's reviews were just comedy videos, with the message usually being "this game/movie sucks", and yet spoony's retards need to turn him into some sort of myth.

Retards, no, bad retards bad, stop projecting your damage, hopes and dreams onto this failure of a manchild. He's a loser, that's all he is. He used to make funny videos a long time ago but then he stopped, and yet what's left of his fanbase want to believe that he's still a winner, because if he's a winner, than so are they. Jinson says he sounds corny, but it's only corny if he believed all that hero shit about someone who actually did pull through his depression and worked to better his life. Instead it's pathetic, because spoony didn't overcome shit. He had rich parents, a positive upbringing, a college education, a huge fanbase, and he proceeded to throw all his achievements away because of his depression/bipolar disorder* that he refuses to do anything about. It's pathetic is what it is, Jinson is a pathetic little retarded bitch hero-worshipping a complete loser, it's all so bonkers.

*No of course I don't think he has depression or bipolar disorder, those are just more excuses, and even if on the tiny chance that he did, he'd rather use them as excuses instead of trying to make things better for himself. So quit being retarded, rabidtictac and AngrySpoonySnob(aka Faggot).

[rabidtictac]

That's assuming we believe Spoony has bipolar/depression. It's a reasonable assumption to make, but Spoony is always coming up with new medical problems. If we believe that one, why not also believe sleep apnea, heart problems, and every other issue he's mentioned?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Spoony is just an asshole, nothing else. gotta love him talking down spoony fans like retards yet he still believes the excuses the guy makes...

[Vaporwear]

Spoony is just an asshole, nothing else. gotta love him talking down spoony fans like retards yet he still believes the excuses the guy makes...

You're under the impression that I think he does have bipolar disorder or some major emotional issue. All of Spoony's medical conditions are bullshit, all of them were random excuses for why he couldn't make any videos or why he couldn't talk during his terrible live streams, and he stopped talking about any of that this year because he's not even pretending to be making anything anymore, except for recently because his stalker keeps nagging him nonstop. Anytime someone mentions spoony's depression or bipolar disorder, just put an asterisk next to that because no one with a brain really thinks he has those things, it's just difficult to 100% disprove it.

At best the guy's anxious and maybe having trouble sleeping because he knows he's scamming what's left of his fanbase, but a guilty conscious isn't a diagnosis, it's just a byproduct of his terrible behavior.

There, I fixed my earlier post to reflect what I actually believe about Spoony's illnesses. Keep in mind plenty of these Youtube reviewer people have illnesses and they keep doing their terrible videos anyway. Totalbiscuit has ass cancer and he keeps making videos anyway, Boogie is one bad cold away from complete respiratory failure and yet he still makes videos. Even Spoony apparently made a video right after having some dental work done(this was mentioned in one of his super early videos, back when he didn't feel obligated to make 1000 excuses for his laziness.), but that was back when he liked making videos. Now, everything and anything is a reason not to "work".

[rabidtictac]

"Having trouble sleeping" is one of those complaints you take to your doctor and immediately get a response like "what's your exercise like."

Both DSP and Spoony have mentioned problems sleeping. Haven't heard shit about either doing more exercise.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Spoony's only exercise are his twitter shitposts. Apprently not the healthiest option

Why does he have a Japanese Final Fantasy X book on there? He hates Final Fantasy X and can't read Japanese.

Because he heard it was shit and if it is what i read about then yeah it is shit, the one i read about continue the story after X-2 and i aslo read that in the new version of X/X-2 they added new stuff that hint that Square Enix will perhaps make X-3.
Square Enix doesn't learn

Oh boy I hope we get more dress-up and dance numbers !