Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

As if he'd have to order that sexually frustrated girl to suck dick on the side.

[Guest]

As if he'd have to order that sexually frustrated girl to suck dick on the side.

The order makes him feel like he has any say in the matter.

[pibbs]

[Pepsi Man]

Poking his insurance company on twitter. Again. Because that does anything.

I don't understand why he thinks he gets to just decide what is and isn't necessary. I have a feeling he walks into the doctor's office with a list of demands and they tell him to fuck off because there's nothing wrong with him every time.

[RedLine]

What if he just turned off his computer and went for a walk? That's free.

[Guest]

Spoony isn't cool enough to know any drug dealers.

Maybe rApril hooked him up with a high school dealer she met at her shirt folding job.

Spoony assumably imposes April to suck that high school dealer's cock to get the shit for free.

Even dealers have standards. April is literally a goblin.

[mad bum]

Well from that picture it looks like he still has cable TV, he really is a boomer.

[Guest]

What if he just turned off his computer and went for a walk? That's free.

He could take a long walk off a short pier.

[pibbs]

Or a slow walk to cross an expressway

[MegaNigger]

That poor dog looks unhealthy...