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AdorableOtter
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by AdorableOtter » Tue May 28, 2019 11:42 am
>Cuckson is finally back
I totally missed the PoorJared drama but not this one. I looked into what's he's been up to because he is quite obviously still a NEET with rage judging from when this stream happened (3AM, weekday), and it means more keks. Not surprisingly, it seems he's been quite active under the new Boss.

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DEATH COUNTER! It seems he's been doing this new counting "job" for pretty much every video of new boss.
Do you wanna know who this new boss is?
He came back simply because BossJared imploded. Also, it's not a news because he already admitted it, but I think Cuckson is literally gay. He is into Sploony because he loves mid-long haired skinny guy with a jew nose. Jared was no-brainer next boss for Cuckson.
Tl;DR
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Some Sick Fuck
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by Some Sick Fuck » Tue May 28, 2019 12:12 pm
The fuck?
Our big bad gay lumberjack came out of the woodworks to suck on PedoJar's pee pee? I support the gay angle, it was probably the dick pic that attracted him out of nowhere. Penises aside, I guess he has the need to defend somebody he sees as an underdog (and not just a disgusting cunt), which is how he justifies his existence. Or there is no "logic" to his madness and he just lusts after bird people.
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AdorableOtter
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by AdorableOtter » Tue May 28, 2019 12:32 pm
Now I think about it, Jared could be his first (or whatever-th) boss rather than second. Like Jared, Cuckson used to do that bizarre sexual role playing stuff on Tumblr. I wouldn't be surprised if Cuckson was getting dick pics from Jared by pretending to be a girl. That totally makes sense. Oof.
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Auli
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by Auli » Tue May 28, 2019 3:25 pm
Sorry if old, but has Spoony been in court yet?
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Guest
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by Guest » Tue May 28, 2019 3:27 pm
No, he demanded his day in court and then didn't show up.
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Auli
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by Auli » Tue May 28, 2019 4:05 pm
lol
He got fined or something?
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BlueberryRagamuffin
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by BlueberryRagamuffin » Tue May 28, 2019 4:19 pm
There would have been a default judgment entered against him and the fine would be applied. Had it been a more serious crime a warrant would have been issued for his arrest, but IIRC he only had to go to court for disputing the ticket.
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by Guest » Tue May 28, 2019 4:23 pm
Certainly the judge fined him more than the cop would've.
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by Guest » Tue May 28, 2019 4:33 pm
Definitly. Applying to go to court to fight the ticket, then pussying out, wasting everybody's time. If I were the judge, I'd double the fee.
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VoiceOfReasonPast
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 28, 2019 5:12 pm
Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 11:45 pm
Spoony's happy because he finally has some social interaction. Guy lives in near solitary confinement.
I have a hard time believing he'd actually
like social interaction, let alone with his fans.
Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 12:12 pm
Our big bad gay lumberjack came out of the woodworks to suck on PedoJar's pee pee? I support the gay angle, it was probably the dick pic that attracted him out of nowhere.
I wouldn't be too surprised if a lot of these "underaged girls" would turn out to be sockpuppet accounts from Canada...
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