April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[rabidtictac]

This is a fucked up family. No wonder she loves Noah.

This is a 35ish year old woman talking about what is presumably a 50-60 year old man.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I think she is making those things her dad says up in her mind, at least I sure hope so or her dad might be more pathetic than her and spoony combined.

First thing that gave it away to me was "uh oh Im running out of beers"
No single adult man has ever said that out loud in his life. "uh oh" ???

And any father would reply to what class blablabla he would be: bitch grow up and leave me out of your retarded fantasy games, give me a grandson or die

[Some Sick Fuck]

Her dad might as well be long dead. I wouldn't be surprised.

[Rushy]

Psycho: the white trash 21st century edition. Genderbent of course. It's genius.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A girl's best friend is her father.

[MegaNigger]

A girl's best friend is her father.

I think the quote you're thinking of is "Every girls first crush is her father." Look at the SPoony/Daddy Issues parallel.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

(I genderbended a quote from Psycho.)

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Maybe pagan rituals play apart in the genderbent Psycho...

Instead of taxidermy, she'll do some voodoo shit and turn bull daddy into a zombie fuck toy.

[Rushy]

"Oh God, Father! Work! WORK!"

[Rushy]

APRIL: "I know how it is Daddy... you've had a long day and you must be tired. I'll just put you to bed and tuck you in for the night. I'll even tweet for you. Would you like that?"

SPOONY: "I'm not sleepy. Put me in my chair. I wanna keep my eyes on you. Make sure you don't start playing with filthy Bulls again."

APRIL: "Yes, Daddy."

SPOONY: "Good. Now go to your market and fold clothes, what do you expect us to live on, hope???"

APRIL: "No, Daddy."

SPOONY: "Remember April, I am the only one who loves ya. Only your Daddy truly loves ya."