The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Guest]

Someone should do edits of these rental reviews that only include James's commentary. The other fat fucks make these videos unwatchable.

It would just be a guy jizzing over shitty old monster movies then. Just cancel the whole thing. It didn't work. It will never work.

[dannyboytbh]

Someone should do edits of these rental reviews that only include James's commentary. The other fat fucks make these videos unwatchable.

It would just be a guy jizzing over shitty old monster movies then. Just cancel the whole thing. It didn't work. It will never work.

James on rental reviews is basically just 'mhm yeah yup ok', complaining about MUH KIDS, or him talking about what little he remembers about the movies from watching them years ago.

[Guest]

He literally tunes out at the end of the Demolition Man video to play with a gumball machine. Easy money, though, so expect these videos for another ten years.

[Guest]

New AVGN is about Kingdom Hearts. That well known nostalgic classic that I’m sure James had played every installation of - multiple times in fact

[Kugelfisch]

I bet Mike is a super fan as well. You just know he's the kinda guy to go for deep weaboo story telling involving Goofy while keeping a straight face.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'd watch him to a Lets Play of KH with his quality commentary. Might even make the whole plot bearable.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd watch him to a Lets Play of KH with his quality commentary. Might even make the whole plot bearable.

Honestly, that'd be kino.

That gives me a fantastic idea for the best possible Let's Play one could create! Souja Boy playing Braid. But not just that! We're not watching that, we're watching Jonathan Blow watching a video Let's Play of Braid by Soulja Boy.
There it is. There's the best LP could ever be. Anything less shall now forever fail trying to accomplish that theoretical greatness.

[Guest]

New AVGN is about Kingdom Hearts. That well known nostalgic classic that I’m sure James had played every installation of - multiple times in fact

There's a two minute in-video ad at the beginning. Guess that Cheetahmen money stopped rolling in.

[da PAC Nigguh]

New AVGN is about Kingdom Hearts. That well known nostalgic classic that I’m sure James had played every installation of - multiple times in fact

There's a two minute in-video ad at the beginning. Guess that Cheetahmen money stopped rolling in.

That's why adblock exists.

Not that I'm going to watch any contemporary "Say the line, James!" AVGN shit anyway.

[Le Redditeur]

New AVGN is about Kingdom Hearts. That well known nostalgic classic that I’m sure James had played every installation of - multiple times in fact

There's a two minute in-video ad at the beginning. Guess that Cheetahmen money stopped rolling in.

That's why adblock exists.

Not that I'm going to watch any contemporary "Say the line, James!" AVGN shit anyway.

I think he means the ad is part of the video, so it can't be adblocked. It can, however, be skipped as normal.