Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Guest]

Don't mind Joe. He likes black cock just as much as Linky does.

doubt that, NO ONE loves BBC more than him

[drisko]

And speaking of Linkara and the blacks

He just looks oh so happy to be marrying her.

[whatevs]

"See how heterosexual I am, everyone? Yep, sure am into the ladies!"

[Le Redditeur]

"See how heterosexual I am, everyone? Yep, sure am into the ladies!"

Well, they do say that, when people question your masculinity and virility, the best way to end the rumours is to bang a very unattractive chick. Because if you do so, you proved that you like women so much, you'll bang anything with a vagina!

[Kama]

I didn't know that Rocco made one based on the Linkara movie

[Kugelfisch]

The second one fits even better.

[rabidtictac]

"See how heterosexual I am, everyone? Yep, sure am into the ladies!"

Well, they do say that, when people question your masculinity and virility, the best way to end the rumours is to bang a very unattractive chick. Because if you do so, you proved that you like women so much, you'll bang anything with a vagina!

It must work because all the PuAs do it.

[Le Redditeur]

It must work because all the PuAs do it.

See, even the professionals at "The Game" do it. Uncle Linky will prove us that he's alpha as fuck.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Every lady is beautiful if you can close your eyes and she's not too fat.

[drisko]

Too bad he was too much of a beta to realise April was throwing herself at him, he could have bagged her instead of Spoony.

Wonder what that relationship would have been like. A useless hanger-on starved for attention with the biggest autist convinced his 'stories' are the greatest fictions known to man?