Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

None of them knew him. I mean, assuming they're telling the truth (which I doubt), how often did they get together with this guy? Once a year maybe? Probably less than that. No shit they didn't know he had a dark side. They didn't know him at all

[Kojak Norseman]

All these people claiming to have been close friends with Jewrapio, yet when he was outed as a sicko with a jailbait fetish they were utterly dumbfounded. The guy was supposedly doing all this grooming shit in plain sight for years. Hanging out with barely legal girls, giving them backrubs and doing other intimate things at cons and meetups. You knew him so damn well, how did you miss that?

[Dingus Bajingus]

Having a basic timeline of events based on pubicly available information is by no means a claim of "intimate knowledge". People getting shit wrong and parading it around as fact, though? That, I can understand making you angry and frustrated. I wonder if it feels anything like having a Twitter mob destroy your career for unproven allegations that they're all parading around as fact.

KEEP GOING. Seek therapy or even just write in a fucking diary. Talk or write your shit out, and you can get to the root of things, then move on to fixing them. And I don't mean that "you can" in an "I believe in you personally" sort of way; I mean it in an "it's just fucking possible that this has worked for tons of other people and might be worth a shot" kind of way.

[Kugelfisch]

KEEP GOING. Seek therapy or even just write in a fucking diary. Talk or write your shit out, and you can get to the root of things, then move on to fixing them. And I don't mean that "you can" in an "I believe in you personally" sort of way; I mean it in an "it's just fucking possible that this has worked for tons of other people and might be worth a shot" kind of way.

Oh sweet summer child. Are you seriously suggesting Spoony to do anything but tweet like a maniac and feel sorry for himself? Last time he attempted to do more than that he put a family into the hospital because he forgot what traffic lights are.

[veris leta facies]

Jesus, just when I thought Spoony couldn't go any lower, he really now blames JewRapio's death for his laziness. Unfuckingbelievable, this low life faggot worm should be pulverized asap.

[Dingus Bajingus]

KEEP GOING. Seek therapy or even just write in a fucking diary. Talk or write your shit out, and you can get to the root of things, then move on to fixing them. And I don't mean that "you can" in an "I believe in you personally" sort of way; I mean it in an "it's just fucking possible that this has worked for tons of other people and might be worth a shot" kind of way.

Oh sweet summer child. Are you seriously suggesting Spoony to do anything but tweet like a maniac and feel sorry for himself? Last time he attempted to do more than that he put a family into the hospital because he forgot what traffic lights are.

Suggesting that he will, no.
Suggesting that he should, yes.

[Kugelfisch]

Suggesting that he will, no.
Suggesting that he should, yes.

He should follow Justin's example and finally end it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

KEEP GOING. Seek therapy or even just write in a fucking diary. Talk or write your shit out, and you can get to the root of things, then move on to fixing them. And I don't mean that "you can" in an "I believe in you personally" sort of way; I mean it in an "it's just fucking possible that this has worked for tons of other people and might be worth a shot" kind of way.

But Spoony is Special with a capital S. Nobody understands his pain, least of all himself.

[Dingus Bajingus]

KEEP GOING. Seek therapy or even just write in a fucking diary. Talk or write your shit out, and you can get to the root of things, then move on to fixing them. And I don't mean that "you can" in an "I believe in you personally" sort of way; I mean it in an "it's just fucking possible that this has worked for tons of other people and might be worth a shot" kind of way.

But Spoony is Special with a capital S. Nobody understands his pain, least of all himself.

I considered ending that paragraph with some sort of "seriously, you're not that special and your problems aren't that unique" screed, but I feel like I've beaten that drum into the ground already. But then, I guess it's no less true now than it ever was.

[Tony Schiavone]

Jesus, just when I thought Spoony couldn't go any lower, he really now blames JewRapio's death for his laziness. Unfuckingbelievable, this low life faggot worm should be pulverized asap.

I'm surprised he didn't do that years ago.
In fact, I could have sworn he did already.