Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

That's clearly green despite it being lighter ASS.

Whatever bitch.

[pibbs]

Doc and everyone else: Get off Twitter, do something productive.

Spoony: Nah What else ya got?

He goes on for a dozen tweets, click on it if you want, but it's more of his usual.

[pibbs]

Just one more for the road.

[MegaNigger]

The mask is so far off the only people incapable of seeing it are actual mentally deranged trannies.

[Proboards Support]

Christ. Somebody just needs to beat some f'n sense into him. Blow up his computers or some shit and force him to go out into the real world.

[Guest]

He'll still give you that same shitty attitude. Until you punch him in the face.

[Tony Schiavone]

Someone should ask him (since I refuse to use Twitter):
"Hey if nothing matters, and your future is an inescapable black hole, can I have your Switch and your pants if you're not using them?"

[MegaNigger]

Someone should post at him that THIS is the Spoony Movie, his downward spiral would make a great Twilight Zone style finale.

[pibbs]

I don't know if I believe this horseshit but here's more of it.

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[oldbones]

Don't you idiots understand? Once I craft the perfect snarky tweet about Trump all my problems will be over. Doctors won't help. Psychiatrists won't help. Drugs won't help. Only through the power of Jack Dorsey will I be cured.