Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[RAPEMAN]

switch holster

What a badass sounding accessory.

[Kugelfisch]

switch holster

What a badass sounding accessory.

The next soyboy I see with that kinda shit walking around will be in for a bad day, tell you hwhat.

[mad bum]

I can't find any sort of portable switch case like that.

[Kugelfisch]

I mean, I fucking hate it already, no matter what it is. It's either some turbo basic bitch thing or a mega normalfaggot thing. I hate everything about it, including the person wearing it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's probably a cell phone holster, she keeps it in there and uses her apple watch for anything else.

I find this to be a rather questionable accessory. Murrican cops are already likely to confuse a phone for a gun in the heat of the moment.

Tablet-sized phone? The day of the rope can't come soon enough.

The thought of holding such a monstrosity to your ear to hold a conversation is a very funny one to me.

[Sperging Is My Middle Name]

Look at that fucking posture. Rolled forward shoulders, hips jutting forward, curved spine. She;s in for problems later in life and it's all because of the submissive beta girl posture.

[rabidtictac]

A switch holster sounds like either a holster for a switchblade, or a holster for a concealed firearm that you can move tactically around your body.

I'd have accepted either of those before whatever this garbage she's wearing is.

[Guest]

[Le Redditeur]

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER DHI?

[Kugelfisch]

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER DHI?

It's not our duty. We're the watchmen. The silent observers. We sit at night, watching the moon, pondering when some asteroid is going to strike it again and hoping it'll happen during our life time. Not because we wish it ill or think it's not beautiful, but for interest's sake.
How'd you go about saving it? It's outside of our power and interest. By inaction, CA has fallen. Not through a scheme, but by letting autism run it's course.