Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

That's why I keep fucking asking why this shithead hasn't gotten on medicaid yet. Also, if you aren't able to pay, you can work something out or they can write it off. It happens every fucking day.

I don't think it's that easy, I remember having a $200 bill from the hospital some years ago that I kept ignoring, eventually they fucking sold it to collections.

Health care is pretty fucked here, there's a reason why republicans can't get rid of obamacare and stopped trying.

[Kugelfisch]

The funny thing is that he apparently took is new year resolution to heart. He was correct in that moment of clarity that squatting in his basement for years didn't do him any good and that he should go outside again.
Aaaaaand the idiot gets himself into a car crash right away.

[rabidtictac]

That's why I keep fucking asking why this shithead hasn't gotten on medicaid yet. Also, if you aren't able to pay, you can work something out or they can write it off. It happens every fucking day.

I don't think it's that easy, I remember having a $200 bill from the hospital some years ago that I kept ignoring, eventually they fucking sold it to collections.

Health care is pretty fucked here, there's a reason why republicans can't get rid of obamacare and stopped trying.

And yet, I have relatives who work for hospitals and they tell me the hospitals write off millions every year from ER visits and people who can't pay.

Dude, you can't get blood from a stone. Go ask doctors how much they have to write off every year. I'm not just talking about amounts that have been inflated for insurance companies. I'm talking "you did this expensive surgery on someone who was about to die and it was an ER visit, so you get jack shit because they have no money to pay."

What the fuck are collections gonna do? I know those idiots. They call my fucking phone asking if I know where an uncle is that I haven't seen for 20 years. If I was gonna duck those guys, I'd just turn my phone off and problem solved. Unless you mean they can actually take you to prison lol, but I never heard of that happening and a lot of my relatives bought shit on credit and then skipped out. It's not like they can repo your shin after the surgeons repair it.

[Pope Corky III]

The funny thing is that he apparently took is new year resolution to heart. He was correct in that moment of clarity that squatting in his basement for years didn't do him any good and that he should go outside again.
Aaaaaand the idiot gets himself into a car crash right away.

Ain't karma a bitch, Noah?

[Tony Schiavone]

Here's a non-doxed map of the scene of the accident (on the right) from his house (on the left)

Where were you going you bastard?


Chicago is that way...

Driving 1 hour+ away for his drugs, I guess.

Wouldn't it be easier for him to just get marijuana at this point? He could just stay in his house, and lay back and tweet at Trump in his mind.

[wulfenlord]

A quick rundown of the things that wish him well, just from the accidents' tweets:

(in actuality the retard density is 4 or 5 times higher, because though most of them use their twitter description to share their pronouns and deluded worldviews, only a fraction spout bullshit themselves, most are content retweeting other communist/transfaggot/weeaboo opinion pieces).

Here's to hoping Noahs patreon drops to 450 or below next week and that the car is a write-off

[Old Black Man]

Twitter was the worst thing ever created by a human being. Nuclear weapons are less of a problem at this point.

[Keith Chegwin]

The irony is that Twatter would die without Trump

[veris leta facies]

This fucking guy. No money even for a trip to the hospital? How much a local uber ride to hospital can be? $50 one way, max? It can't be that expensive. You fucking moron, call your parents and explain the situation, they'll lend you that 100 bucks, hell, they might even GIVE it to you so you can go check yourself. Or go ask your neighbors. Ffs, as much as I dislike my neighbors I would give them a ride to a hospital if they had some accident, even in the middle of the night. But noooo Spoony no ask, no no. Spoony sad sad super sad, all pity ol'spooner in his scam money bought mansion, so poooor, so so hurt. Orange man bad.

Uhhhhhhh in burgerland a trip to the ER with no insurance is easily a few thousand, they have systems in place where you can get it for free if you can't pay but if that was the case he should be on government insurance like Medicaid, something he probably could qualify for.

Wow. I knew that treatments can be very pricey there, at least without a proper insurance coverage, but I was under impression everyone can get themselves checked for possible injuries in such cases for free or for nearly free, like people in developed countries usually can. Well, ain't that fucked up.

But if there are government aid programs to help low-income people to cover possible medical expenses, Spoony is a real idiot for not participating to one as it's uncertain does his monthly income cover even his basic living expenses. I bet he doesn't have a vehicle insurance either, besides the mandatory minimum coverage, if there even is such requirement in Illinois.

Here's a non-doxed map of the scene of the accident (on the right) from his house (on the left)

Where were you going you bastard?


Chicago is that way...

Detroit and Cleveland are also that way. Maybe he's buying his drugs from dindus nowadays. But if I read that map right, this is the intersection where the crash happened, right next to Baptist Church. God has truly abandoned him.

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7459401 ... 312!8i6656

This year of the Spoony really started with a bang. I hope he keeps delivering a lot of wild content like this.

[Guest]

>Manchild in the profile pic
>Leftist but also lazy

Who would have guessed. I wonder why he felt the need to add "but also" instead of just "and".