Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

100%. If they breathalyze this fuck, he's finished.

[MegaNigger]

Maybe he did a Mel Gibson ranting about Trump to the police.

[pibbs]

I think he's dead. He hasn't tweeted in 6 hours, and considering Trump backed down today...

[drisko]

He's probably been arrested for running into the other car.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

This makes me laugh. She's the only one with a job and the fucker makes her take the bus then wrecks their only car. Lol

I'm guessing she can't drive due to anxiety, but if that's the case he should be chauffering her to work.

Either Spoony is secretly employed and hiding it for the sake of Patreonbux or he's more selfish than I give him credit for.

[RedLine]

I can't imagine Spoony has a job, let alone a job that he needs to drive to.
Honestly, I'm surprised he's capable of having a functioning, registered, and insured vehicle.

[pibbs]

Here's a non-doxed map of the scene of the accident (on the right) from his house (on the left)

Where were you going you bastard?


Chicago is that way...

[Guest]

Another fun thing to watch out for, if he's at fault, is the other drivers coming back to sue him. Illinois has a 2 year statute of limitations, so from now until Jan 25, 2021 his insurance could tell him he's being sued for damages.

What insurance lol? Spoonyone could very well be facing bankruptcy. Place your bets now.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I can't imagine Spoony has a job, let alone a job that he needs to drive to.
Honestly, I'm surprised he's capable of having a functioning, registered, and insured vehicle.

How else would they be paying the billth? April works like 19 hours a week and the Chicago area is expensive even if you don't own a home.

[RedLine]

How else would they be paying the billth? April works like 19 hours a week and the Chicago area is expensive even if you don't own a home.

I've assumed that he gets money from family (either directly or through a trust/inheritance.)

When I look at when he posts Tweets, I don't see what job he can have (especially one that requires any commute).

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And that's on a Tuesday. Where do you fit in a job and sleeping and commuting? He's like this all the time, you can look into it yourself if you're feeling especially bored. The dude is just a complete burnout.