Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Here's a screenshot of the traffic report, so he didn't make it up

So, who's buying it and telling us what happened?

[Bobito]

Maybe still we can have spoony in jail saga

[Tony Schiavone]

So, who's buying it and telling us what happened?

No such luck yet, I'm afraid.

[mad bum]

Maybe if ORANGE MAN wasn't president this wouldn't of happened.

Thanks, Trump.

[pibbs]

This makes me laugh. She's the only one with a job and the fucker makes her take the bus then wrecks their only car. Lol

[Guest]

Better yet, why the fuck is she tweeting this at him instead of, you know, calling him like regular people would do.

Nope, gotta do it using the Twittars as it's the only goddamn thing we know that the motherfucker checks 6000 times/minute 24/7.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But their fans wouldn't be able to shower them with attention if they kept this stuff private.

[Guest]

If the accident was as bad as he claims, wouldn't the cops demand some bloodwork to be done? He was probably hopped up on amphetamines, no wonder he doesn't want to visit the ER.

[Osterzone]

Another fun thing to watch out for, if he's at fault, is the other drivers coming back to sue him. Illinois has a 2 year statute of limitations, so from now until Jan 25, 2021 his insurance could tell him he's being sued for damages.

[Guest]

Better yet, why the fuck is she tweeting this at him instead of, you know, calling him like regular people would do.

Nope, gotta do it using the Twittars as it's the only goddamn thing we know that the motherfucker checks 6000 times/minute 24/7.

Twitter is the surest way to contact him because you know he'll be there at least several times an hour, so that part actually makes sense. I like how he was all like, "I don't know what to do" even though it's his girlfriend who's screwed over now because she's the only one who had any place she needed to go. Unless he was working a secret job while raking in the Paymetons, which just makes him a bigger scumbag for taking the welfare bux of mentally ill autistic NEETs for so long while whining about how broke he was.

Probability the crash involved alcohol?