I used to love Stewart doing loot crates because he shit on them so badly saying how they were just a bunch of overpriced junk, however he doesn't really do that anymore and has gotten soft even when the loot crates are shit.Guru Larry wrote: ↑Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:46 pmI only passingly glance at them to glee in what shit I don't have to clutter my house up with if I had bought one.
Endless fucking Funko Pop figures, merged pop culture reference t-shirts, and Harley Quinn car fresheners.
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Ashens is only doing loot crates because he's too weak to constantly eat nasty food. Those are some of his best videos and he knows it.
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I think Ashens old computer videos are best.
Nigga actually seems really into it.
He should've done something differently during that 15 minutes of his c64 plugnplay video where he is just showing the back of the box and talking about each game.
Nigga actually seems really into it.
He should've done something differently during that 15 minutes of his c64 plugnplay video where he is just showing the back of the box and talking about each game.
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Oh you can tell he loves old computer games, I mean that's why him and Larry are friends.
That's just Europe though, that's all they had at the time.
That's just Europe though, that's all they had at the time.

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Ashens playing old vidya is pretty good too, yeah, but it's a dime a dozen on youtube nowadays. So is eating old food, sure, but Ashens has the personality to react to things in a way that doesn't seem fake while also still remaining entertaining.
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I wasnt really talking about him playing old games. My favorite videos of his was when he went through boxes of computer shit at some museum.
At least when ashens does play old games, theyre old c64 or zx spectrum games that very few would play online.
At least when ashens does play old games, theyre old c64 or zx spectrum games that very few would play online.
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Behind the scenes, He gets a shit-ton of angry emails from the companies after posting up those videos. The "Craggle" video he did (a tiny plastic iPhone stand) the creators went absolutely ape shit at him.
He's also been blacklisted by Disney for being "too miserable and unenthusiastic" in his reviews after his VR lightsaber video

I am doing a "Terrible old games" with Stu soon, one on the British Action 52.
That is literally how we became friends, though the first time we ever spoke, I asked him if he wanted to "Sub 4 Sub"? and he told me to fuck off

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Do you have a link to the "Craggle" video? I can't find it.
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Ashens got to big for his own good and has to dial back the British snark a few notches, that's a shame because loot crates are such a giant waste of money it was nice to see it being said.
Also funko pops are dying and in a hurry
Also funko pops are dying and in a hurry

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