Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A moderate bump, a fast fall and a steady decline. Nice one, Bald! Didn't even translate into views because you didn't bother giving those few retards what they wanted to see from you.

A moderate bump caused by the fans of other members of the CA diaspora, who likely subbed to everyone on the right side of this history.
There's a good chance none of these people have ever actually watched his content.

[Guest]

Lol, even Quentin won't watch that Projector shit.

[Guest]

This guy is the only Youtuber reviewer that never went to shit,because he was never good

[Guest]

This guy is the only Youtuber reviewer that never went to shit,because he was never good

[Old Black Man]

I can't imagine that this cunt has an actual job, and those views plus his pathetic Patreon aren't exactly paying the rent. Is this douchebag still living with mommy and daddy?

“Mummy said that she’d give me a shilling to visit the cinema after lockdown since I’ve been such a good little lad who loves berries and cream. I can’t wait for King Harry to take over so I can become a real director and crush my former mentor Doge”

[Rapeculture]

I can't imagine that this cunt has an actual job, and those views plus his pathetic Patreon aren't exactly paying the rent. Is this douchebag still living with mommy and daddy?

“Mummy said that she’d give me a shilling to visit the cinema after lockdown since I’ve been such a good little lad who loves berries and cream. I can’t wait for King Harry to take over so I can become a real director and crush my former mentor Doge”

I read this in his voice. Needless to say, I laughed VERY hard.

[Old Black Man]

I can't imagine that this cunt has an actual job, and those views plus his pathetic Patreon aren't exactly paying the rent. Is this douchebag still living with mommy and daddy?

“Mummy said that she’d give me a shilling to visit the cinema after lockdown since I’ve been such a good little lad who loves berries and cream. I can’t wait for King Harry to take over so I can become a real director and crush my former mentor Doge”

I read this in his voice. Needless to say, I laughed VERY hard.

The way he acts in the movie specials isn’t far off from how I imagine his is, the childish tag along kid brother type who wants to hang around the “big kids” and acts like a total took in the process, so that voice and demeanor is perfect for maffewposting.

“I was absolutely livid today about no one wanting to watch my projection boof show that I went out to get a mars bar and forgot my magic mask that mummy says will protect me from the nasty plague that’s been going around. A constable saw me and started towards me wif the intent of shoving his baton up me bum, but then someone got offended by a differing opinion and he went to settle it. I was very disappointed, maybe mummy will give me a groat so I can buy that new Criterion film Mr. Kahlgren likes so much.”

Damn now I want diary of a wimpy kid style art that follows the adventures of Maffew Cuck. If he finally snaps and shoots up a film festival we’ll have the next supreme gentleman on our hands.

Diary of a Pussy Faggot Balding Kid.

[Guest]

Damn now I want diary of a wimpy kid style art that follows the adventures of Maffew Cuck. If he finally snaps and shoots up a film festival we’ll have the next supreme gentleman on our hands.

Mah boi Mafuyu can't get a fucking butter knife, how is he gonna shoot up a theater?

[Old Black Man]

He’s been saving up all of the quids Mummy has been giving him so he can buy a 3D printer.

[Kugelfisch]

"Really bummed out roight now. Me nan was ova an we had bangers an mash an she was asking why I still live at me mum. I got upset an went in me room, look how my latest video about that art house film about a nonce was doing and nobody watched it. My adsense account doesn't even have a shilling on it. How am I going to afford the Cadbury bars to lure boys into me mum's car?"