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[rabidtictac]

Every time I pay for something with a .99 on the end and forget to give the cashier some change before he rings me up, I curse inwardly. I fucking hate the 99 cent bullshit. All it does is clog up your pockets with change you aren't going to use and reduce the amount of useful paper money you get back in change. It's a waste of your fucking time for a fake savings that would take hundreds of purchases to be even slightly worthwhile. And it's a waste of the cashier's time to constantly count out all that change that I don't fucking want!

Everyone knows $9.99 is super goy code for $10. I don't know why the fuck people would buy something for $9.99 that they wouldn't buy for $10. When I buy shit online, it's usually for numbers that don't end in .99 and it works perfectly fine there. I don't know why the hell brick and mortar stores can't try it. I've been buying shit online for probably twenty years now and those online sellers (for the most part) didn't body me with the 5.99 meme.

[Kugelfisch]

Everyone knows $9.99 is super goy code for $10. I don't know why the fuck people would buy something for $9.99 that they wouldn't buy for $10. When I buy shit online, it's usually for numbers that don't end in .99 and it works perfectly fine there. I don't know why the hell brick and mortar stores can't try it. I've been buying shit online for probably twenty years now and those online sellers (for the most part) didn't body me with the 5.99 meme.

Again, because people just plain don't accept it. I legit lose money on that shit but they wouldn't have it any other way. Because when people enter a store they switch into dumbest-cunt-you've-ever-seen-mode. Now they believe to have power and can behave like the most abhorrent piles of shit ever.
They don't fucking care about that cent. They go buy overpriced coffee at Starbucks and tip plenty. But round up 9,99 to 10 and they go fucking apeshit because you're basically robbing them and stole their daughter's virginity as well. Donate to fucking Spoonfag ten bucks a month for fuckall? Super fine! Take all the time you need, boss! The one brand of strawberry jam is sold out but there are a dozen more AND you dare charging ONE CENT MORE? You're literally Hitler and should get shot!

People are fucking stupid when they enter a store. I swear, even usually intelligent people struggle to not piss themselves as soon as they enter one, being too stupid to operate the most idiot-proof automats, struggling to not drop shit and forgetting all the manners mommy beat into them from early childhood.

[rabidtictac]

Meanwhile I'm over here struggling to not strangle the cashier when that cunt reaches into his machine and pulls out 89 cents in change to hand to me. MOTHERFUCKER JUST GIVE ME A DOLLAR AND I'LL FIND SOME CHANGE FOR YOU

[Kugelfisch]

Meanwhile I'm over here struggling to not strangle the cashier when that cunt reaches into his machine and pulls out 89 cents in change to hand to me. MOTHERFUCKER JUST GIVE ME A DOLLAR AND I'LL FIND SOME CHANGE FOR YOU

A roll of 2c is 1€. A roll of coins costs me 35c. 89c is pure pain. That's 1 50c, 1 20c, 1 10c, 1 5c and 2 2c coins. Pure. Fucking. Evil.
SIX coins! For that bullshit fucking low-ass value. And cunts have the audacity to claim I'd want to scam them out of money if I rounded up values.
Nigger, banks don't want to carry hard money at all, I don't want to pay for the rolls, I don't want to go to the bank and carry 35kg for a single set of ten times each. You have any idea how much money it would save to get rid of 1 and 2c coins? Just think of the gasoline alone used to transport that heavy, yet worthless shit.
That extra cent doesn't matter for millions of turnover. Equally, I'd have to pay more as well anyway and more turnover isn't really a benefit anyway. Just let us fucking banish that shit to make our lives easier!
But the consumer won't have it. Too many dumb cunts around that want to live out their power fantasies.

[rabidtictac]

This is one thing I'm pretty sure will eventually get phased out. I can only speak as a consumer and I've already mentioned how much I hate it. You hate it and it costs you money. It wastes BOTH of our time, because I'd rather get paper money back and you'd rather give paper money back.

It's a null issue if you use a card of course, because the exact amount can be taken out with no change given back.

And in online shopping, as I said, I rarely see the 5.99 bullshit. When I would sell things myself, I always tried to make it easy for the buyer to figure out how much my shit costed. I would take into account the shipping cost and set it up so the item would be $12 and shipping $3 for an even $15. Easy to understand. Or I'd price the item $15 and make shipping "free."

The whole free shipping gimmick, btw, is actually something I'm ok with because I understand perfectly well that every seller is going to factor in the cost of the shipping into the sale price. It's either listed separately under "shipping" or the shipping is "free" and the item costs more. That's fine because I only look at total cost, whether you split it up or combine it. Making shipping "free" just makes the math easier.

Teeldeer despite the psychology of it, I think a lot of the people who are huge cunts about their pennies are older. Hopefully they'll die off and the next generation will start to get rid of this bullshit. Like I said, I've been buying and selling online for probably twenty years. I do the majority of my leisure spending online. I'm used to buying things for best market price/condition in an environment where everything isn't marked .99 cents. More and more normies are buying shit online and I haven't noticed any uniform change in Amazon where they suddenly marked everything .99 so boomers feel they're not being ripped off.

[Kugelfisch]

Sure, but the younger ones are those kinda cunts to buy something for 1,50 with a card. You absolute fucking niggers! That also costs me money, more than I likely earn with that transaction, and takes longer to boot. Plus there's the whole electronic only shit that the EU has a raging hard on for pushing and it's not for good intentions you can bet your ass on that, my man.

[Guest]

SO todd did his best songs list of 2018, like his taste in women, its pure shit

[TheManWithNoPlan]

SO todd did his best songs list of 2018, like his taste in women, its pure shit

He put I Love It on his worst list not his best how wrong can someone be.

[Kugelfisch]

SO todd did his best songs list of 2018, like his taste in women, its pure shit

He put I Love It on his worst list not his best how wrong can someone be.

He's going to get punished by appearing on /r/whooosh.

How can you miss the joke? Oh, I guess Kanye is not the right political alignment. Gotcha.

[Guest]

Plus there's the whole electronic only shit that the EU has a raging hard on for pushing and it's not for good intentions you can bet your ass on that, my man.

Botnet wants to know your purchase history. Theres a war on cash in burgerland too.