April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

Way to go all out Noah.

I assume he ordered this online and wherever he bought it from offered the wrapping, tag, and personalized message as extras. But, he still had to think about another human being for at least 5 minutes, come up the message (which was the expected Classic Comedy Gold from Spoony BTW), and retrieve his credit card information to make the purchase.

You joke, but at this point I'm surprised Noodle-Arms was even capable of doing something with this level of effort.

[Liar Revealed]

Ms. Lonski is an April fool 24/7, 365.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

So if I hurry up and buy two of them to her, will that make April my waifu?

uh no then it be your mainu or uiruku

[rabidtictac]

Where has thirsty Carl been

He's been around.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Carl is taking a break to charge is thirst power level. His health comes first, after all :3

So, he gives 0 fucks about her masturbating 24/7 thinking about fucking other men that he even jokes about it saying it will give him pleasure?
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I think legends from Glorious Nippon speak of him as the Kakku no Kakku, the Cuck of Cucks.

[Guest]

I'm disappointed he didn't latch onto that "cousin fucking" bit. Carl would have said something very unique and interesting to go with that.

[MegaNigger]

Dear god Chel is fucking faaaaaaat

[Some Sick Fuck]

Almost as fat as Boogie's wife. Carl must have inflation fetish or something.

[MegaNigger]

Almost as fat as Boogie's wife. Carl must have inflation fetish or something.

Those weirdos like actual inflation not getting fat over the course of a couple years of poor diet and sedentary lifestyle

I swear anyone into that shit likes it because it's torture without it being overtly obvious to on lookers.

[mad bum]

Dear god Chel is fucking faaaaaaat

SHE'S THICCCCCCCCCC GET IT RIGHT SHITLORD

But no seriously yeah shes fat and has to do shit to strangers on the internet because she has no self esteem.