Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Kugelfisch]

The engagement clearly bought him enough years for his mom to finally accept that her son is gay.
That he is actually just a paedophile she will never figure out.

[Old Black Man]

Great, now he has to delete all of that footage of his sister’s ass from his hard drive, what’s he gonna fap to when Lupa isn’t in the mood now?

[Guest]

Great, now he has to delete all of that footage of his sister’s ass from his hard drive, what’s he gonna fap to when Lupa isn’t in the mood now?

He'll just move them over to an encrypted hard drive. He has a lot of encrypted hard drives for some reason.

[Guest]

Yup, exactly what I was thinking. Likely his mother nagging him.

Why can't he just ignore his mother like most manchildren his age?

[RedLine]

I'm pretty sure he lives with his parents.

[Kugelfisch]

Yup, exactly what I was thinking. Likely his mother nagging him.

Why can't he just ignore his mother like most manchildren his age?

A bit difficult when he still lives with her.

[Le Redditeur]

He could just tell Mom to get out of his fort.

[mad bum]

Where are there masks? Those fucking super spreaders.

[RedLine]

If she gets mad and takes away his allowance he'll never be able to afford that rare Bulgarian-produced Ghostbusters BetaMax cassette off eBay.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Now for the biggest mystery of it all: Who's gonna have to move to another country?
Phealous has a bit of an advantage since he already has a house afaik (one filled with useless Ghostbusters merch, though). Lupa however might insist on getting a McMansion in the States, since she might not feel comfortable in an exotic place like Canada (where shit could be written in French), and I do believe that Phealous would be the first to cave in during arguments.

So Allison and Phelan are Engaged? Anyone have an idea why this just happened?

I think we've bullied her too much and she's now trying to own the haters.
I agree with Wabuu, though.