Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest]

So Allison and Phelan are Engaged? Anyone have an idea why this just happened?

Neither wants to look like a friendless incel so they pretend to be boyfriend/girlfriend. But after ten years people ask why you aren't married and living together so you have to at least get engaged to get them off your back.

[CuckTurdginson]

Phelan's lost weight, also Lupa looks demonic. Most obvious statement in the world probably.

Also, that Asa video is from 10 fucking years ago and he looked that bad *then.* That's pretty impressive.

[Moe Bitches]

Maybe he was always ugly.

[Guest]

So Allison and Phelan are Engaged? Anyone have an idea why this just happened?

She looks amazing. I'll bet she has a huuuuge bush too.

[RedLine]

Jesus, Phelan, that is some terrible decision-making. Holy shit imagine being married to Lupa. What a fucking hell.
Best case scenario to me is that she moves to Canada and they both disappear off the internet.

[Guest]

Jeez, how short is Lupa?

[Kugelfisch]

So Allison and Phelan are Engaged? Anyone have an idea why this just happened?

Neither wants to look like a friendless incel so they pretend to be boyfriend/girlfriend. But after ten years people ask why you aren't married and living together so you have to at least get engaged to get them off your back.

Yup, exactly what I was thinking. Likely his mother nagging him.

[CuckTurdginson]

Phelan will be dead a year after the wedding to be honest. He'll get his soul sucked out.

[wulfenlord]

B-b-but who will they use as blood sacrifice to make her eggs fertile again after 2000 years?

[RedLine]

The only thing that makes any sense is that he's planning for them to be "engaged" for like the next 5 years. Actually going through with the marriage is cut off your dick levels of crazy.