Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest]

She just lost hope in life. She just had her 30th birthday and realized her life sucks. Upon this realization, she still continues to bash Channel Awesome and play the victim. It gives her a purpose in life, I guess.

[pibbs]

Oh sure, they're movies when she wants to flex how great she is, but they're amateurish, hack videos that CA used to abuse and scar innocent victims to make ebucks the rest of the time.

[Rapeculture]

Never 5get, women and old grannies can have it both ways.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Remember Brad Jones made those movies.

[pibbs]

[Rapeculture]

Goddamn, look at all of that abuse and sexual assault on display. #meagain, tee-hee!

[Kugelfisch]

Hey, put some trigger warnings on all that rape! I got flashbacks from when I raped that one passed out bitch and got an itchy dick for two weeks.
Better call my therapist again.

[Guest]

She's not even trying anymore.

• bloated
• yellowed teeth
• greasy hair
• grins like a drunken chemo grandmother
• dead eyes

At least she still put the clown make up on.

I'm not so sure that is make up. I think the whole purple skin is her natural color, possibly as a result of being dead inside for some time now.

[Guest]

All that anger just hollows you out as a human being.

[Guest]

Strategically placed coat hanger in the background to trigger her into dreaming of all of Brad's children she'll never get the chance to abort.