Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

(I'm still flabbergasted by the existence of Gambit shops in FF12...)

[Kugelfisch]

Old man answer? More like old lady answer. Ask any question, get complaints about health for an answer.
"Want some cake?" "I can't because of my [insert illness]."
"How's John?" "Fine. He drove me to the doctor last week, for my [illness], you know."

[shytstartingX]

y'all see this shyt he put on his wishlist?

[Guest]

I remember when pornstars used to make lists like that and I thought it was pathetic then, but at least they are actually contributing something to society. Who buys this shit for that homo?

[Kugelfisch]

As if the twat would groom himself. I've seen your haircut, faggot. I know better.

[steamyham]

Black pepper and lime? Is he trying to smell like Mexican food?

[Guest]

Don't tempt Mile's sense of smell.

[oldbones]

I'm poor. I can't afford medical care. Trump is going to kill me. I'm going to lose the house. Pathetic followers I need your help. Buy me $50 worth of faggy shaving cream stat.

[beanerXfukUmiles]

forky: ya know...as much as i'd LIKE to buy fancy shyt i want to try with the 500+ i get to to stream in a way that makes u glad smell-o-vision doesn't exist...i think u pathetic pieces of shyt who still support me need to PROVE i am your lord and master n buy whatever i want...cuz i SAID so

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm poor. I can't afford medical care. Trump is going to kill me. I'm going to lose the house. Pathetic followers I need your help. Buy me $50 worth of faggy shaving cream stat.

That shaving cream could help me to finally uncover the mysterious, undefinable illness that has been plaguing me for years.