Shadow Dream Girl - A Bennet the Sage Psychological Horror Tale

[pibbs]

The DHI Autistic Book Club

Shadow Dream Girl
by Bennet “The Sage” White
Chapter 13: You Might Want to Get that Looked at.
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Ian is in Dr. JewLuke's office. Descriptions of: Ian on the couch, the couch, how Luke is sitting, the things in Luke's office (remember, Bennett has already done this, and this isn't that repeat plot thing). More inside Ian's head, going over the same tiresome shit he has been whimpering about in EVERY. FUCKING. CHAPTER.
Two pages of Ian wanting new medication and how he might can get Luke to give them to him. Worries about addiction. MY GAWD.

Guess how many pages it takes before anyone speaks.Show

5.5

They discuss going to Stan's.
Luke has to instruct Ian the purpose of social gatherings.
I get it now, Ian is an actual retard.
They discuss the assault on the Brians.
Ian gets angry a lot.
Oh noes, says Dr. Jew Luke.
Life isn't real, Doc.
I'm concerned, Ian.

“Ian,” Luke's voice dripped with disappointment, “have you ever heard of something called 'derealization'?”
Ian's nails dug deep into the spaces separating his knuckles, letting silence answer for him. “Derealization is a dissociative disorder in perception. It usually manifests itself as a kind of belief that the world is somehow not what it is.

Ah. Well I knew there had to be some bullshit psychiatric term to allieve Ian of any accountability.
Ian feels hot, and flop sweats on the couch. Bennet's words.
Basically, Luke suggests Ian's sleep-deprivation is a neurological disorder.
Well, no shit, doc. You don't fucking say, you fucking idiot.
Luke questions if Ian might be abusing his prescription speed.
Ian doesn't say anything, but boy, it's getting hot in here.
Time's up.
Ian sprints out the fucking door. He collapses onto the floor of the waiting room. He sobs.
A lot of sobbing by grown men lately. Welcome to Bennet's world?
Linda the receptionist cries out,

“Oh God, Mr. O'Riordan!”

She cradles him like a child, as he blubbers. Her blouse becomes moist with his tears, as he pulls her tight in an embrace.

He wailed into her, a lifetime's worth of pain and misery launched into a comforting soul only too eager to take it.

I really do hope Ian is burning in hell. This is disgraceful for a man with no real trauma.
Linda tells him to let it out, he's safe. Where the fuck is Dr. JewLuke?
Finally, Ian realizes his shame and let's her go.
But Linda has him tight, and pulls him into her body with superhuman strength.

she was pulling him further and further into her, swallowing him, consuming him.

Ian desperately tries to pull away. But a hole in the back of her dress pulls his hands into her back, into a chasm of burning, fiery cotton.

You are safe.

End of chapter.

[pibbs]

I'm going to stop there for now.

Because...
The next chapter is so fucking long... my gawd... it's 10% of the book.

[Complicity]

Vows to get in shape.

It worked so well for the fat retard who wrote this shit.

Chapter 12: Nothing

The Brians leave swearing to never come back. The hurt Brain has to be supported by the other out the door as he sobs.
Sobs.
Sobs that can be heard outside with the door closed.

This interaction could've ended with Not-Spoony being fired, or Not-Spoony having his face rearranged.
But the Brians crying like toddlers and leaving with no consequences is something that Benito would write.
Btw, who exactly is the owner of the only video store still open in current year?
Stan?

”Do people in Hell know if they're in Hell?”

FORESHADOWING!

[pibbs]

Btw, who exactly is the owner of the only video store still open in current year?
Stan?

I wondered the same thing. It's called "Millie's Video Rental" but there has been ZERO mention of any kind of boss, or owner.

[Complicity]

“Ian,” Luke's voice dripped with disappointment, “have you ever heard of something called 'derealization'?”

"I've heard that a mongoloid with a dying animu channel on Youtube read about it on Kikepedia".

Basically, Luke suggests Ian's sleep-deprivation is a neurological disorder.

Wait, what?
Wasn't this nigger narcoleptic?
Now he's an insomniac instead?

she was pulling him further and further into her, swallowing him, consuming him.

"Tastes like sweat, used underwear, and failure" - Dolores O'Riordan

[wulfenlord]

“You're everything I need! I want to be yours, Ian! I want you to own me!”

And of course it's a dream sequence, because heaven forbid men get to be anything but pedestal worshippers in Benito's woke world.

Maybe his lazy ass caused an apartment complex fire

I second this hypothesis, maybe he lost Lisa after he tried to microwave dinner for their first date.

For the third time (Ian is on the bus this time) he spots that same homeless man. I only mention it, because this may be important later?

Eh, could be a regular route he takes. I mean, what's the bum gonna do, it's not like he has to go anywhere.

The homeless man sparks a thesis on society and class

THE END IS NIGH! EVERYONE WILL LOSE THEIR HOME IF TRUMP WINS!

There are only three explanations about what's happening to me. Either I'm dead, I'm dreaming, or I'm crazy.

Loser getting a midlfe crisis in a dead-end job, drugged up on what big pharma wants him to swallow is not an option? Or would that fall under category c?

Ian flings the rental and it hits a Brian between the eyes.

Could've been a smart move to test if he is in a dream or simulation or w/e, but executed poorly.

[Complicity]

I second this hypothesis, maybe he lost Lisa after he tried to microwave dinner for their first date.

Lighter. Fart.

[RedLine]

It's also gay how this guy is losing perception on reality and having things randomly burst into flames or turn into zombies but 1)he still goes into his unimportant retail job everyday and 2)him being not cool is his biggest trouble.

And like pibbs wrote, this guy hasn't really had anything terrible happen to him that we are aware of. It seems like pure Spoony-sad brain where Ian hates everything just because he isn't some super Chad. His depicted life is boring but it isn't exactly misery either.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

FORESHADOWING!

If this is Hell, it makes the one from Smiling Friends look hardcore.

Wait, what?
Wasn't this nigger narcoleptic?
Now he's an insomniac instead?

He just has the sads, okay?

[pibbs]

Wait, what?
Wasn't this nigger narcoleptic?
Now he's an insomniac instead?

I can't remember if I quoted it or not, but Ian jokes he's a narcoleptic with insomnia.

So, both.