Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

I call this "The Spoony Narrative". Only the most mentally ill fans will believe this wasn't pre-planned.

[Angelfire Memes]

Boy I'm sure glad Spoony got his Twitter account back so he could show how much he's grown as a person.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

We all know spoony is messed up beyond belief but these people still wanting to give him money or still hoping for his "return" are just human cockroaches at this point.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"I was so looking forward to livestreaming but alas, such is my eternal suffering that no game crossed my mind. Woe is my *opens hand for Patreon bucks*"

I wonder how many of his "fans" actually see him as a person. It's like in their minds, he has become a concept, their golden lamb.

I also wonder how many are actually reading his stuff. I bet if he were to suddenly tweet about how they're only two genders, or how jealous he is of Miles for capping a Mexican, they'd just look the other way and pretend they didn't read it. The illusion of the Spoony God must not be broken.

[mad bum]

[Guest]

Seriously, how hard is it to go to GameStop or Best Buy, purchase something out of the $10 bin, and stream yourself playing it three times a week for about 2 hours each time until it is complete?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or just pick some random crap from the Steam store. He doesn't even have to leave the house for that.

[Guest]

He has like a gazillion steam games already and I bet 90% is still unplayed. How the flying does this buffoon get off with such a lame excuse as to say "I *failed* picking a game to livestream"

How can this possibly be a thing if you are a person who still claims to like videogames. Hell, I myself have way less interest in gaming than I used to have but I always find something I want to play. More often than not I got more things I'd like to play than time and other responsibilities allow me. You're telling me this fuck just can't choose?

Hey Spoony I got a game for you. It's called murder-suicide and probably right up your alley at this point.

[FuckSploony]

How the fuck do you fail to pick up a game?

You go where you games are, pick one, and play it.

Did he stumbled on his way and lost the will to play games?
Did the game was to high on the shelve and he couldnt raise his noodle arms that high?
Did he tried to get up from bed and rolled out and fell on the floor, giving him a booboo and causing him to get PTSD from the 10 cm fall?

How?

How the fuck, please, HOW. THE. FUCK?

[Guest]

So, does anyone else remember that weird-ass tangent in his Runes of Virtue review where he rambles on about the main villain being into BDSM for what feels like an eternity?

The worst was that review he did of some Japanese game and he flips out for like twenty minutes over a misspelling on a sign or something. I've never seen anything so insane.