Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Pepsi Man]

It's not just The Hobbit. It's his script for, "The Hobbit: Abridged."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I bet it took him his entire ban duration to come up with that magnum opus.

[Guest]

The way he's dropping MMO lingo tells me he might've spent his ban days playing FF14 or WoW or something.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Spoony playing an orc on WoW to learn from his characters life so he can reconnect with Orcril.

[Angelfire Memes]

Spoony's attempts to recreate Bored of the Rings, half-assedly, via Twitter, might be the most Spoony thing ever Spoonied.

[mad bum]

I can't wait for the video where someone compiles all the tweets together and reads them off to try and make it """""content"""""

[Guest]

Spoony's gone insane. The man is literally insane. He lives to curse the President on Twitter and that's it.
But he still wont admit defeat. How can he ever honestly return to reviewing like it's completely normal?
Will the Spoony experiment timeline acknowledge his 4 year coma? Should he ever return to reviewing?
It's he saying he hates himself everytime he projects himself into the mind of the president and then proceeds to self denigrate? Some people think he's the messiah. Some of his hardcore fans dedicate their lives to defending him, even when he's one of the biggest frauds in patreon history, with over $100,000+ stolen from fans to the point of life support.

He's a victim of capitalism. We can only blame ourselves for Spoony's creation. He'll never be able to create a single video again, not while Trump is President. His concentration would constantly be shattered, so we wont be seeing another review for at least 6 years, guaranteed. And then what? In 6 years will spoony still be making enough on patreon to survive?

Spoony needs to be converted to the Alt-Right, there has to be some way to get Spoony to be red-pilled.

[Guest]

Here's a better Hobbit script

Bard: I don't want to kill you
Bilbo: Tell that to Smaug's snapped neck

[wildmage]

The way he's dropping MMO lingo tells me he might've spent his ban days playing FF14 or WoW or something.

Fuck me, that's LOTRO slang.

I reinstalled that game a few times and rolled my hobbit tank/paladin (because skullfucking a Nazgul with a midget would probably cause Tolkien's grave to spin into the stratosphere) and I never could make it past level 25 because the game is fucking massive....and boring.

I'm a completionist so I wanted to do 100% of all the shire (including all the bullshit mailman quests) but it just became tedium knowing that I was getting shit experience and had to move to the next zone already.

I think the farthest I have ever made it was Bree.

Anyways, fuck Spoony for making a "vidya in real life situation" joke that got old 15 years ago.

[Guest]

Fucken Spoony is talking about paperclips