Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Sometimes I wish there is a second wave and you get the coof again.

We already lost the great Keith the coof. No more, I say.

I still think it's more likely that the thought police got him.

[RAPEMAN]

Or maybe he had some inconvenient files on his HD. Just saying. You never truly know a man.

[Guest]

You know what the worst part of Luba being such a deep sea horror is?

I’ve gained sympathy for Doge. It’s horrible.

It’s like, I was happy, once, looking at Doge like the retarded kid in school, looking at him eat dirt and talk to trees and just wondering how the hell he’s allowed to put on a uniform and pretend he’s people.

And then this shrill precambrian creature swoops down and just starts screeching her foul shit at him, and lo, I grow sorry for him. She’s so horrible that for a moment I look at this brainlet and wonder if maybe somewhere inside his potato head he has tard feelings, maybe even tard dreams.

I see now how all of Doge’s work is so soulless and assembly line churned, can you imagine how soul consuming working with these people was? Can you fathom how Herculean the tard wranglin behind the scenes at that site was? Just wondering, how the fuck do you keep in line so many chronically back-stabbing attention-seeking aspies, not to mention their fucking LEGION of Z-list bottom feeders with progressively worse usernames.

At this point, I am fucking shocked the Walkers and Michaud never tried to hang themselves. CtC was the best thing that could happen to them, all these scheming leeches leaving the ship may not get it to float but lord it could only sink deeper with them in it.

[RAPEMAN]

Can we rename this the Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupus Thread? I feel ill every time I come here.

[pibbs]

Lupa's bulldog is having financial problems and is begging for money. Surprise surprise..

[mad bum]

Imagine paying $280 for a cassette tape.

[Vaporwear]

Imagine paying $280 for a cassette tape.

For some band named Cheap Talk. Who the fuck are they?

Not surprising that Lupa’s prime stooge is a also a bitter bitch who has no money and spends her time waging Twitter holy wars on strangers instead of looking for a job.

[Guest]

He couldn't even buy a cassette of something actually rare, he had to get a shitty vaporwave tape, artificially scarce bullshit made in audacity. What a stupid fuck. Hope he chokes on cum.

[Vaporwear]

At this point, I am fucking shocked the Walkers and Michaud never tried to hang themselves. CtC was the best thing that could happen to them, all these scheming leeches leaving the ship may not get it to float but lord it could only sink deeper with them in it.

The most ironic thing about CTC is that it hurt all these nobody losers who had nothing to do with her not going to Applebees or being fired for being an annoying cunt whining about mid rolls, but the Walkers and Michaud got away scot free and CA is stronger than ever before because of it. CA pre-CTC was a failed attempt at mimicking a YouTube-like community which had degraded into just a bunch of low quality copycats knocking-off the popular trends. The site needed a massive housecleaning that a bitch like Walker was never willing to do, so instead Lupa cleaned house for them.

She’s desperate to destroy the Walkers and Brad Jones and yet nothing’s worked so far. Randomly tacking on “CA and Brad Jones” to every re-tweet about rape isn’t gonna do anything, only a shrinking number of people are gonna take that shit seriously, and those people are poor, retarded cat ladies and other such crazy people. Walker’s fans don’t care and Jones, as part of CA, is reaping the benefits of staying with his boy instead of siding with a back-stabbing hag witch.

[Vaporwear]

He couldn't even buy a cassette of something actually rare, he had to get a shitty vaporwave tape, artificially scarce bullshit made in audacity. What a stupid fuck. Hope he chokes on cum.

Oh is he a retarded tranny? My bad, didn’t realize I was calling a dude a girl.