Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[PassTheRemote]

And yet it was filmed entirely in Britain. Maybe that's why the have so many immigrants from Eastern Europe.

I know you niggas aren't dissing the one true Prince of Thieves up in here!

I'll let the one true Robin do the talking for me

Also, here's the only good Star Wars:

It's a real shame Mel screwed up when he was trying to make the only good Dracula.

I remember laughing really hard only once when I saw that movie. When Steven Weber was hammering a stake into Dracula's chest but kept missing the heart and blood kept spraying everywhere. That was a funny bit. Last movie Mel ever directed.

To his credit, Mel at least knew that after that stinker it was time to retire. Most directors you just have a long downwards trend into shit.

[Guest]

Wasn't that Robin Hood movie starring Uma Thurman supposed to be better than the Kevin Costner one?
I really don't remember anything about either, while Men in Tights in engraved in my memory.

Also, here's the only good Star Wars:

I find it hard to decide whether the Russel Crowe one or the new one with the guy from Kingsman is the worst of all time.

[Guest]

The Crowe version had a decent battle scene and a MILFy Maid Marion. The new one was an Iraq/Occupy Wall Street allegory with Bono's hot daughter (still Bono's daughter though).

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Face it, guys: The days of based Robin Hood adapations are over. Unless Glorious Nihon makes another animu.

To his credit, Mel at least knew that after that stinker it was time to retire. Most directors you just have a long downwards trend into shit.

Also very clever in hindsight, since he's pretty much one of the last guys who could still into parodies.

[MegaNigger]

Men In Tights Marion is babe. She's got that face you just wanna get in there and fuck until she pukes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Which is extra fortunate considering her chastity belt.

[Vaporwear]

Which is extra fortunate considering her chastity belt.

That hot bitch was so rape worthy I’d have fucked her to death myself.

[MegaNigger]

Which is extra fortunate considering her chastity belt.

mein neger!!

[Vaporwear]

Which is extra fortunate considering her chastity belt.

mein neger!!

Call the locksmith!

[RAPEMAN]

Which is extra fortunate considering her chastity belt.

Those belts have an exposed asshole so you could totally still destroy a woman wearing one.