April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Vaporwear]

We talk about it sometimes, but remember when April was interviewing the TGWTG cast? She was clearly trying to be a starfucker, or the e-celeb equivalent. She had her tits pushed up and cleavage on full display. Who knows how many TGWTG celebs she banged offscreen, but Spoons was the only one who jumped to put her in a relationship.

What attracted to her spoony was her bizarre fangirl shipping crush on him and similar e-celebs. Plus, he was semi-rich and famous at the time.

Yeah it was hilarious, the bitch was on the prowl. I'd like to think that only Spoony fell for that shit, cause it was way too obvious and any guy with a brain would've stayed farrr away from that weirdo bitch with the push-up bra clearly begging for a boyfriend to take care of her forever.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

DONT....TELL ME.... HOW TO HO

[pibbs]

... begging for a boyfriend to take care of her forever.

Well that backfired spectacularly for her.

[Guest]

Even Spoony is too good for this bitch. She's useless. Has she even tried getting his whiskey dick up? It might not be Iron Bull's magnum dong but it's something. You'd think after jacking off to Skyrim for over 9000 hours a week she'd be hungry for some real cum.

[Vaporwear]

Even Spoony is too good for this bitch. She's useless. Has she even tried getting his whiskey dick up? It might not be Iron Bull's magnum dong but it's something. You'd think after jacking off to Skyrim for over 9000 hours a week she'd be hungry for some real cum.

Once upon a time she probably did, but as you can imagine one of the biggest turns-offs for a gold digger is failure. Considering how much of a failure Spoony is, I'm guessing she seethes knowing she ever let him anywhere near her pussy, and you know she won't let him so much as tap that ass anymore. Gold diggers don't reward the host she leeches off of with pussy if he can't pay the billth, that's not how that works. They don't even sleep in the same room anymore, she's just a roommate who doesn't pay rent.

Also stop thinking about Spoony's dick, guest poster, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Poonoo]

Also stop thinking about Spoony's dick, guest poster, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You said in another thread that you are okay with fucking toddlers. That's a bit rich.

[Guest]

Also stop thinking about Spoony's dick, guest poster, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You said in another thread that you are okay with fucking toddlers. That's a bit rich.

Who are ya on the Spoony Discord, Vaporwear?

[Vaporwear]

Also stop thinking about Spoony's dick, guest poster, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You said in another thread that you are okay with fucking toddlers. That's a bit rich.

Hey, I rape beautiful little girls.

Guest posters think about Spoony's cock.

I think we know which is worse. (It's Spoony's cock).

[Kugelfisch]

Also stop thinking about Spoony's dick, guest poster, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You said in another thread that you are okay with fucking toddlers. That's a bit rich.

You just had to go and ruin it. I was wondering how edgy he'd go to get a (you).

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

Even Spoony is too good for this bitch. She's useless. Has she even tried getting his whiskey dick up? It might not be Iron Bull's magnum dong but it's something. You'd think after jacking off to Skyrim for over 9000 hours a week she'd be hungry for some real cum.

Maybe April has masturbated so much sex does nothing for her now.