April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[mad bum]

How "flattering" of Carl to put a cam whore on his tablet like it's his girlfriend or something.

[GitGud]

I bet he makes "tribute videos" with those pictures.......

[XDGAF]

[mad bum]

That face may say 'please don't rape me', but that dress says otherwise.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

spoony confirmed for cucked

Then why is she with spoony?
He has none of those things she mentions XD

[Poonoo]

spoony confirmed for cucked

Then why is she with spoony?
He has none of those things she mentions XD

>she

I thought everyone was a tranny?

But the real reason is again, she is full of shit. It was e-fame, but now that Spoony is irrelevant she is stuck with him since Brad from MKUltra hasn't returned her calls.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

a damn lets call it a typo

[Some Sick Fuck]

Spoony must be like Encyclopedia Britannica then, except someone burned all the pages.

[Some Sick Fuck]

How lovely, she has her own fucked up shrine dedicated to Cthulhu, dragon dildos and weird body odors:

And of course Carl is jizzing his pants in a reply.

[rabidtictac]

We talk about it sometimes, but remember when April was interviewing the TGWTG cast? She was clearly trying to be a starfucker, or the e-celeb equivalent. She had her tits pushed up and cleavage on full display. Who knows how many TGWTG celebs she banged offscreen, but Spoons was the only one who jumped to put her in a relationship.

What attracted to her spoony was her bizarre fangirl shipping crush on him and similar e-celebs. Plus, he was semi-rich and famous at the time.