April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

She should start writing novels. Some sort of Skyrim-ish adventure book.

Maybe about Dragonman who has to leave his town Dragonsville. And meet other races like Elfwoman, Orcdude and Dwarfkid. They are trying to save Worldplanet from Doomvillain.

If there's no sex in it, bitch ain't interested.

WUT

She could become the successor to Chuck Tingle.

Best thing that could possibly happen to her at this point.

[rabidtictac]

She is an idiot.
Other girls would dress with tits packed in skimpy clothes and starting camwhoring on twitch.....before changing over to chaturbate for more intimate "private skyrim sessions". Put on elf ears and a white wig....a little makeup and a pierced nipple with some Skyrim themed art in the backround. Hell she would make more than spoon

Honestly I don't think there is that much appetite for April noods, even from thirsty cucks like Carl. I mean sure they'd watch, but they're probably already giving her more money for next to nothing via her shit Etsy shop.

There's always competition bruh. Even for the lowest tier of women. You sound like you just don't understand how much fucking thirst is out there. It's like one of the chaos gods or some shit. Pussy for the Pussy Throne

[Guest]

There's always competition bruh. Even for the lowest tier of women. You sound like you just don't understand how much fucking thirst is out there. It's like one of the chaos gods or some shit. Pussy for the Pussy Throne

More like Fapping and Crying for the Incel Throne

[Keith Chegwin]

Honestly I don't think there is that much appetite for April noods, even from thirsty cucks like Carl.

Sooner or later the thirst always wins

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder why she doesn't simply join some TRPG group and roleplay as whatever elf/orc thing she want's to be and marry an iron bull in-game, instead of repeating the same Skyrim shit over and over for 50 hours/week. Social phobia? Just dumb?

Tabletop RPGs require too much creativity and imagination on her part.

[MegaNigger]

TOBY FAIR I quit playing table tops because I ain't keeping track of 5 modifiers and rolling all those dice and calculating shit.

Even D&D 5e, which switched to a practically straight "roll a d20 and add modifier from relevant stat" I can't be bothered to fuck with anymore. Too lazy.

[Kugelfisch]

I never started because DMs are the most petty no fun police faggots I've ever seen in my entire life.

[MegaNigger]

I never started because DMs are the most petty no fun police faggots I've ever seen in my entire life.

OMG it's true, but players themselves aren't much better....

I had a guy, who wanted to be constantly drunk and picking fights....

Had another that wanted to be a special OC race that was like a vampire werewolf hybrid (she watched too much Underworld and was fucking fat IRL so....)

Then another who was actually kinda cool in that we were playing 2e and he was an Orc that wanted to be a paladin. So he worked for it and his character won the hearts of the people and he was knighted. He sure as fuck wasn't a seething autist about it either.

[rabidtictac]

I never started because DMs are the most petty no fun police faggots I've ever seen in my entire life.

OMG it's true, but players themselves aren't much better....

I had a guy, who wanted to be constantly drunk and picking fights....

That sounds like me tbh, no way I'm playing tabletop games sober.

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

I wonder why she doesn't simply join some TRPG group and roleplay as whatever elf/orc thing she want's to be and marry an iron bull in-game, instead of repeating the same Skyrim shit over and over for 50 hours/week. Social phobia? Just dumb?

Because she can't jill off while playing