April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Pepsi Man]

Noah could even use his hands if he didn't have little baby noodle arms.

Was gonna say this. Or get a medium sized ladder and just kick the thing really hard.

[Angelfire Memes]

Noah is probably just upset it isn't high enough to hang himself from.

[GitGud]

Noah is probably just upset it isn't high enough to hang himself from.

Making a slipknot is hard work and good quality rope is expensive. I am sure that spoony would never would use a cheap hemp rope. It must be some high quality, NASA and Expert Rockclimber approved full syntetic fibre climbing rope with soft, skin friendly outer layer. And then 3000 bucks worth of professional light metal pullies so he can link that rope to the trailer hitch of an neigbors car. Spoony would never use a ladder or an chair. Its not his style.

And dont forget that he needs an exact functional replica of an end game set of Ultima styled armor to wear while hanging. He is the AVATAR. And he couldnt go out like an normal nigger.......

[pibbs]

Noah will never an hero, no matter how miserable and pathetic he becomes. He's too cowardly.

Noah's untimely demise will be accidental. Like in a stupid way. Most likely drinking too much with prescription drugs.

[Pepsi Man]

I'm calling it now-- Spoony dies by slipping in the shower and cracking his head against the side of the tub and/or the faucet. It will be while rApril is at her job.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>Implying Noah showers

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

I'm calling it now-- Spoony dies by slipping in the shower and cracking his head against the side of the tub and/or the faucet. It will be while rApril is at her job.

At work or Jilling to Skyrim

[Kugelfisch]

Noah's untimely demise will be accidental. Like in a stupid way. Most likely drinking too much with prescription drugs.

Absolutely pill abuse. A shame that people are very tough and can live many, many years doing that shit.

[GitGud]

Noah's untimely demise will be accidental. Like in a stupid way. Most likely drinking too much with prescription drugs.

Absolutely pill abuse. A shame that people are very tough and can live many, many years doing that shit.

I think Spoony could OD on orange juice. Something healthy would surprise his body for sure.

[rabidtictac]

Noah's untimely demise will be accidental. Like in a stupid way. Most likely drinking too much with prescription drugs.

Absolutely pill abuse. A shame that people are very tough and can live many, many years doing that shit.

On the sunny side, we don't know exactly how long he's been abusing substances. He could be many years down that road already and sure as fuck looks like he is.