April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:41 am

Why does this 200 lb girl insist on wearing skin tight outfits?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:03 am

She probably assumes big tits = sexy regardless of anything else.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:27 am

I checked some of her camwhoring pictures (the substandard whore Carl is thirsting after, not April) and she looks about as fat as Tamara aka Token Latina from Doge Walker's tv show. She has a very revolting Motoko Kusanagi cosplay.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:10 pm

Must be photoshopped. No way that skin would look that good.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:15 pm

drisko wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:03 am
She probably assumes big tits = sexy regardless of anything else.
She doesn't even have big tits. Fat but flat is the worst of all hells.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:31 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:27 am
I checked some of her camwhoring pictures (the substandard whore Carl is thirsting after, not April) and she looks about as fat as Tamara aka Token Latina from Doge Walker's tv show. She has a very revolting Motoko Kusanagi cosplay.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Silent » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:48 pm

Yeah. I'm cool with the hips for days. Cushion and pushin' and all that.

Wait... Tamara is supposedly Latina?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:54 pm

Tamara latina? Just her skull structure alone speaks of her slavo-russian heritage
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:57 pm

Silent wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:48 pm
Yeah. I'm cool with the hips for days. Cushion and pushin' and all that.

Wait... Tamara is supposedly Latina?
she certainly looks like one of those fat goblin like mexican woman you see on the streets of cuckfornia
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Tony Schiavone » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:58 pm

Forums down? Twitter stolen? Patreon dwindling? Donations drying up?
Her man's kingdom slowly falling apart everywhere. No contact with the outside world, too diseased to get help. Jackson's swooping in to make his move to steal Boss away.

Let's see how Ocrril's reacting:
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...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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