Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

[Le Redditeur]

Usually, yes, but now he needs the money, he really does.

[Kugelfisch]

Wouldn't he pay people to have sex with his wife?

He'd pay to be present. His wife fucks other men for free all the time.

[ebin namefag]

Wouldn't he pay people to have sex with his wife?

He'd pay to be present. His wife fucks other men for free all the time.

She probably charges as per her wiley Chinese prostitute ways.

Was Karl Slobst a fan of DKC? It's made by Rare after all.
I just thought about this wondering why he pretends to care about DK. I know it isn't relevant.

[rabidtictac]

He likes watching monkeys jump around and imagines them on his wife.

[ebin namefag]

He likes watching monkeys jump around and imagines them on his wife.

Expands his dong.

[Kugelfisch]

I just thought about this wondering why he pretends to care about DK. I know it isn't relevant.

He doesn't. He cares about cheating. After all, he himself is best known for being a former Goldeneye speedrunner who cheated.

[rabidtictac]

He likes watching monkeys jump around and imagines them on his wife.

Expands his dong.

He watched their Donkey Dong enter her Cuntry.

[ebin namefag]

I just thought about this wondering why he pretends to care about DK. I know it isn't relevant.

He doesn't. He cares about cheating. After all, he himself is best known for being a former Goldeneye speedrunner who cheated.

I don't pay attention to speedtrannies. I really didn't know anything about Karl Slobst until now. It's just lies and lies with this guy, multiple layers of fraud. Who the fuck was giving him money for a lolsuit?!?!

[Le Redditeur]

The same kind of denthead who gives DSP money to "troll" him, I suppose. "Haha, l'll finance this lolsuit to own Billy Mitchel!"

[Kugelfisch]

Keep in mind that just about everyone was under the impression that Billy sued him over the DK cheating. That would've been a clear cut case. It's not at all out of character for Billy either and Billy is an absolute twat.

Yes, they supported the lol suit to own Billy and to fight the lawsuit setting a bad precedent.
Too bad Karl is a lying shithead.

Does filing for bankruptcy even help him? In Germany, bankruptcy doesn't clear debt from sentenced payments.